July 07, 2004

Huh?? Are There 51 Now?

This morning on the radio I heard a recording of Teresa Heinz Kerry stating how she and Mr. Kerry (and his new pal, John Edwards) plan to visit and campaign in several states, including “The Tennessees.” When did that happen?

I presume that she and Mr. Kerry will take a private plane from their home in “The Massachusettses.”

This will be a helluva four months.

Posted by Jim at July 7, 2004 07:50 PM | TrackBack
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Well, there IS the intelligent part of Tennessee and then there's the part that would actually consider voting for Kerry. Perhaps that's what they meant.

Posted by: Da Goddess at July 7, 2004 08:14 PM

hmmm... well, there are three distinct AREAS of Tennessee.. East (TN Valley).... Middle (Cumberland Plateau)... and, West (Flood Plain, Baby). but, alas, we're all in the same State...

..still, Da Goddess seems to have the correct answer...

Posted by: Eric at July 8, 2004 07:32 AM

This lady seems like a cross between Zaza Gabor and Leona Helmsley. At least Anna Nicole Smith fleeced an old rich guy without taking herself too seriously.
Putting this lady in the White House would be like giving the keys to the library to Courtney Love. I'm afraid that the Dick Cheney/Donald Rumsfeld axis of grumpy,old war mongers may drag a good President down, and put the ketchup queen in the White House.
How many pairs of shoes do you think she has ?

Posted by: cousin gary at July 8, 2004 07:42 AM

"...a cross between Zaza Gabor and Leona Helmsley"

Bullseye!!

Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop at July 8, 2004 09:22 AM

Guys, come on! Of course there's 2 Tennessees: Tenn, the state, and Tennessee Ernie Ford, the singer.
Of course, one of them is dead, but why fuss?

Posted by: Fausta at July 8, 2004 12:03 PM
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