I figure that I must a GFP (Glutton for Punishment), because tonight I will again watch the Democrat Convention, which features Teresa Heinz Kerry, Tom Daschle, and Ted Kennedy. I fully understand that by doing this I am risking a cerebrovascular accident, a smashed television, or a head full of dead hair, but I cannot help myself. It's like gawking at a traffic accident or picking at a scab.
Posted by Jim at July 27, 2004 06:54 PM | TrackBackYou have far more fortitude than I.
Posted by: Craig at July 27, 2004 07:07 PMI think that, like a rat, I may lack a gag reflex.
Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop at July 27, 2004 07:19 PMAhhh... car crash TV... just like Jerry Springer but less interesting...
If Teresa would just confront John about her suspicions of his gay crush on the other John and then have the cameras catch her and Bennifer in the green room doing the nasty while one of John's old Navy buddies declares, "I've loved you since Saigon!"
Now, that would be "Must see TV".
Posted by: Mike S at July 27, 2004 07:41 PMHow could you not watch Tuh-ray-sah? She's so....interesting in that Zsa-Zsa Leona Helmsley kind of way.
Posted by: Rita at July 27, 2004 07:47 PMGeez, what are you going to do for an encore, watch the Michael Moore interview on that new Bill Maher thing and NOT kill everyone in a three state radius simply with the overflow of looks-that-could-kill and supressed screaming curses?
We already KNOW you have an impressive pair, hon. No need to hurt yourself like that.
Teresa speaking up for poor mothers is like Pat Boone speaking up for the rappers. She would have to actually speak to one of her domestics to understand them.Let her talk to me about the lifestyles of the rich and famous and I'll listen.
At least Donald Trump is man enough to tell you that he dosen't shake hands with the great unwashed.
"New York is where I'd rather stay
I get allerging smeling hay
I just adore a penthouse view
Take the country, just give me Park Avenue!"