August 22, 2005

Texas Gator.

ACK!!!!!

Just what I need -- a picture of a big-ass gator that was shot when it was found to be walking around in someone's back yard in West Columbia, Texas.

If I ever saw a thing like that in my back yard, the emergency guys would be putting the paddles on my chest for shit sure.

Oy!!!!!

Thanks, I think, to my friend Brian, the Air Force Vet.

Posted by Jim at August 22, 2005 09:00 PM | TrackBack
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I'd rather deal with coyotes and earthquakes.

Posted by: Patrick at August 22, 2005 10:13 PM

That is one big gator even when you allow for the perspective.

Hey Jim, with your fear of gators I have to wonder: who are you? Captain Hook?

Tick, tick, tick...

Posted by: joated at August 22, 2005 11:40 PM

Wow, that's at least 50 pairs of shoes and five sets of matched luggage.

Posted by: Riss at August 23, 2005 01:48 AM

The gator was 13 feet and one inch, which is about two feet shorter than the beast that lived in the pond by Catfish's house!

shudder.....

Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop at August 23, 2005 02:56 AM

The tail on mine was 7 foot long, I took a tape to it, but it was in the water so long, when I tried to pick it up, it all fell apart, it was rotten, no good for anythingm meat or hide. I have three smaller ones in my pond now, will get them before they get too big. If I get a good head, I will send it to you Jimbo, Cat

Posted by: Catfish at August 23, 2005 10:10 AM

Cat,

As much as I appreciate the kind offer, please send the gator head to someone who would not need a roll of toilet paper upon opening the package.

Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop at August 23, 2005 04:26 PM

OMG! I live in Texas too. That thing is going to give me nightmares!

Posted by: blondage at August 23, 2005 08:52 PM

The picture must have been doctored. It HAS to be a Velociraptor, or something related.
(shudder)
Obviously Jurassic park was true.

Posted by: Horrabin at August 25, 2005 11:34 PM

Who cares if its ass is big. Do gators even have asses?

Posted by: moos at August 27, 2005 05:31 PM
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