November 17, 2005
Ask Hillary.
Dear Senator Clinton:
Does Mr. Clinton ever tell you that he misses being President?
Valerie DuFus
Dear Valerie,
Mr. Clinton has never come out and said that to me. However, I think he does miss it, because, on a few occasions, I have seen him standing in front of the mirror with a Federal Express envelope (You know, one of those cardboard things) on his head, and a pair of my black panty hose, with the legs hooked over each of his ears so it looks like a beard, and he recites the Gettysburg Address -- No kidding. He doesn’t know I’ve seen him do this, and it is quite amusing.
Dear Hillary,
Do you and Bill ever sing “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” together? It’s the one by Meatloaf. You know what I mean? It’s the one where Bill sings the guy’s part, and you sing the girl’s part? It’s really fun!
Tiffany Bridges
Dear Tiffany,
I’m not much for singing (except in the shower LOL), and I haven’t driven a car for years. I do, however, enjoy a tasty meatloaf now and then. But, don’t ask me for a recipe, because I can't even boil water. LOL
Dear Senator Clinton:
I remember when you made the joke about “Gandhi” driving a taxicab. It really upset many Indians. Are you concerned that many us of are still upset with you over that remark?
Jitendra Ganjooli
Dear Jitendra,
I really didn’t mean any harm by my joke. Hell, I think Tonto rocks!!!. I absolutely love Indians. I even bought some of that really neat turquoise jewelry they make the last time I was in Arizona. Please forgive me. {{{{Hugs}}}}
Dear Senator Clinton:
My wife Wilma and I are interested in knowing how you really feel about George W. Bush.
Walter Demming
Dear alter,
I ant to thank you and your ife ilma for riting such onderfully interesting question.
Did you notice that I rote the anser to your question ithout using the letter that looks like 2 “V’s” together. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Posted by Jim at November 17, 2005 08:02 PM | TrackBack
"Tonto rocks".... ROFLMAO!!! Thanks I really needed that laugh.
Posted by: Teresa at November 17, 2005 09:56 PM{{{{missing Rose Law Firm billing records}}}}
Posted by: dogette at November 18, 2005 12:41 PMha brilliant.
Posted by: hoosierboy at November 18, 2005 02:10 PMJimbo, she looks good enough to fuck in this picture. Where did you get it? Cat
Posted by: Catfish at November 18, 2005 05:51 PMI'm amazed at your access to the Clintons, keeps me coming back!
Posted by: Sgt Hook at November 19, 2005 12:02 AMI've read this about four times now and it makes me laugh everytime. Cat's comment traumatized me, though!
Posted by: zonker at November 19, 2005 10:14 AM"I do, however, enjoy a tasty meatloaf now and then."
Does that line make anyone else think of that one scene from the Rocky Horror Picture Show?...
Posted by: Harvey at November 22, 2005 11:20 PM