January 28, 2006

Saturday.

Yes, today is:

Satur-DAY, Satur-DAY, SAAAAAtur-day,
Satur-DAY, Satur-DAY, SAAAAAtur-day.

Satur-DAY, Satur-DAY, SAAAAAtur-day,
Satur-DAY, Satur-DAY, SAAAAAtur-day.

Thank you, Bernie Taupin (Elton John’s wordsmithing partner) for that moving lyric.

Which brings me to Elton John -- Sir Elton John.

I never cared for the guy’s music. With a couple exceptions (Daniel and Rocket Man come to mind), I always found his tunes to be plodding, much like the musical embodiment of a person walking with a bad limp. Plus, those of his songs that are even slightly tolerable all sound the damned same to me.

In addition, I never was impressed or amused by his wigs, his clown-like (ack!) outfits, or his douchebag big-assed glasses.

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Posted by Jim at January 28, 2006 02:56 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I agree with you, although I will note that he was tolerable in his early years, and each subsequent year his music has become more & more like "background noise." Sorta like Billy Joel.

Posted by: david at January 28, 2006 03:15 PM

And just think, in a few hours it'll be S, A, T-U-R, D-A-Y -- Night!

Same decade, different crappy musicians.

Posted by: Russ at January 28, 2006 04:06 PM

What about, "Hold me closer Tony Danza"????

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at January 28, 2006 06:43 PM

I actually liked his first two or three albums...but that whacked-out stage persona was always too much for me.

Give Tumbleweed Connection a listen. There're a few songs on there that still hold up well.

Then flush your head out with some Frank Zappa, which will leave a clean, yet bizarre, aftertaste.

Posted by: Elisson at January 29, 2006 12:05 AM

"I'm a beeyitch, I'm a beeyitch, cuz I'm bettah than you . . . " Holy crap.

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Posted by: dogette at January 29, 2006 04:12 PM

ffcota.org is not registered.

Hmmm....

Posted by: Craig at January 29, 2006 05:20 PM

Every time I hear him mentioned, I'm reminded of Keith Richards' comment that he got famous writing songs about dead blondes.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 29, 2006 08:17 PM

I heard that he is gay.

Posted by: nesselrode5 at January 31, 2006 03:50 PM
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