Obama’s “To Do” List.
PRS operatives, always on the case, have managed to get a copy of one of The One’s partially completed “To Do†Lists.
1. Pick out gift for Queen Whatshername. Maybe something musical, but No CDs!
2. Fire that capitalist pig who runs GM.
3. Tell Rahm to get moving on a new GM Board of Directors.
4. Return Bill Ayers’ call re: speaking gigs.
5. Thank Nancy Pelosi for the weed.
6. Call Soros: ACORN loved the rifles, but they want bayonets. Important for door-to-door canvassing. See if Soros will help.
7. Figure out someplace to send Biden where no one will see or hear the dopey bastard.
8. Learn about military stuff, like guns and missiles.
9. Ask Holder what’s keeping him from getting that capitalist pig Limbaugh off the air.
10. Ask Holder to have one of his guys draft an Executive Order – I will no longer be addressed as “Mr. President,†but rather as “My Leader.â€
I can only hope that’s pessimism, and not prophecy.
Comment by Dave Merriman — April 2, 2009 @ 9:31 pm
You just gave me my laugh for the day.
Comment by LeeAnn — April 2, 2009 @ 11:47 pm
You forgot “Bow to the Saudi King totally ignoring 200+ years of our Presidents bowing to no one.”
What an embarrassment to the country he’s turning out to be.
Comment by rita — April 3, 2009 @ 6:26 am
11. Get Michelle a tractor so she can plow up the front lawn for her tomato patch.
Comment by LeeAnn (babywolf version) — April 3, 2009 @ 9:20 am
During his speech in France today, among other things that would have driven you crazy, he apologized for picking an American in the audience for a question. Subsequently, he asked the Americans in the audience not to raise their hands. This after supporting the deal to have an international committee regulate the pay of American executives. See, if we ekected Hillary….
Comment by Joseph — April 3, 2009 @ 9:50 am
Dude, I think Number 10 was already covered.
I think in an interview with The One, Keith Olberman asked him “What shalll we know you as?”
and The Teleprompter responded “I am that I am”.
God, i hate this guy more and more each day.
Comment by RobbieRob — April 3, 2009 @ 3:50 pm
If unemployment continues to rise, Obama will be toast in his next election.
Comment by Kevin — April 3, 2009 @ 10:21 pm
All I know is that I am in the position to tell those that put him in office, “I TOLD YOU SOO!!!!!” The one that made me laugh though was number 8. I am deployed for my second time to Iraq in about as many years, and the Iraqi people here make fun of the guy. I mean at least the ones that made fun of Bush had years to do it, and this is coming from after 4 months. Its amazing.
Comment by Rob — April 6, 2009 @ 12:21 pm