Comments on: Vee Haff Vays of Making You Talk.

By: Joe Doakes

Joe Doakes — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:07:12 +0000

I know it’s barbaric and lowers us to their level, but I really was hoping The Comfy Chair would have made the list, even if only for such extreme cases as a Ticking Bomb scenario.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:30:59 +0000

Noooo! Not the comfy chairs!!!

By: New Guidelines On Enchanced Interrogation Techniques » Pirate’s Cove

New Guidelines On Enchanced Interrogation Techniques » Pirate’s Cove — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:33:59 +0000

[...] the rest at Parkway Rest Stop. (h/t Cassandra) Sphere: Related Content If you liked my post, feel free to subscribe to my [...]

By: Please Torture Me « Mama Bin Cranky

Please Torture Me « Mama Bin Cranky — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:49:40 +0000

[...] My nurse, Husband PoopyHead, might breakdown and request such treatment also. Please give this a [...]

By: oddybobo

oddybobo — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:31:31 +0000

limited chair massages? The Horror!

By: Serenity

Serenity — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:30:40 +0000

And when you launder their jumpsuits, use only ONE dryer sheet. That’ll show ‘em!

By: Ernie Nilsen

Ernie Nilsen — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:28:04 +0000

Will these same compassionate rules of engagement be used when the Urkel Brownshirts come for us?

By: gregor

gregor — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:44:55 +0000

“concentrate”? I think juice with tons of pulp is pure torture… especially when it’s room temperature.

By: Eamon

Eamon — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:10:40 +0000

Extend use of “I know you are, but what am I?” by 5 minutes per week.

Forbid the use of the phrase “Allah, Shmallah”, but allow the use of “Mohammad, Shmohammad”, provided it is followed by “Peace Be Upon Him”

By: MAS1916

MAS1916 — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:52:06 +0000

And all this should be administered at the local county jails where the Gitmo prisoners would be taken.

Can the press use #9 with Obama? He never actually answers a question.