April 22, 2009

Earth Day.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:40 pm

Holy crap! Earth Day is almost over, and I forgot to celebrate.

If I knew Al Gore’s present whereabouts, I’d go outside and fart in his general direction. Hell, I’ll just go outside and add to the methane levels in the atmosphere and hope that a few molecules of the bowel windage find their way to Al’s nares.


  1. I ate plenty of methane-producing foods in anticipation of today, and sent him a rectal raspberry early this morning.

    Comment by Dave Merriman — April 23, 2009 @ 12:32 am

  2. Good thing I stocked up on California Condor & Spotted Owl load for my 12 gauge!

    Comment by JihadGene — April 23, 2009 @ 12:47 am

  3. I messed up I meant to leave all my lights at home on when I went to work

    Comment by Dan Kauffman — April 23, 2009 @ 3:02 am

  4. The One celebrated by flying across the country in a 747 and giving a speech promoting green energy.

    You can’t make this shit up.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — April 23, 2009 @ 7:51 am

  5. When we were just kids who considered it our duty to punish neighborhood witchs who would not mind their own business, one of our favorite pranks was to fill a fruit cake tin with fresh cow shit , seal it tightly ,box it up & send it to the offending witch.

    I remember one in particular who had a devil of a time cleaning her dining room rug after she dropped it upon opening it, my mother could not help but laugh when she told us about it.

    I wonder if Al Gore would like a selection of Cow Pie Fruit Cakes?

    Comment by dudley1 — April 23, 2009 @ 9:12 am

  6. I put dog crap and 3 month old egg salad in my recycle bin to celebrate.

    Comment by hammer — April 23, 2009 @ 12:42 pm

  7. Al Gore is nothing more than a gas-filled windbag.

    Comment by Kevin — April 23, 2009 @ 2:03 pm

  8. So nice to find this site from the old stomping grounds!
    Take from a transplant to the south,if global warming is taking place as per Big AL, I should of put up my winter coat at least a month and a half ago!! You’d think they would all shut up just to lower the amount of hot air blown into our atmosphere. Thanks for the vent space!

    Comment by Cyndy McCrary — April 23, 2009 @ 6:32 pm

  9. Good ol’ Owl Gore. I’d like to put that f*cker on a spit and render his ass down. You’d get an oil slick that would rival the Exxon Valdez affair I reckon….

    Comment by Tbird — April 23, 2009 @ 7:12 pm

  10. I burned my trash on Earth Day. At least I’m not adding to the landfill.

    Comment by Jerry in Indiana — April 24, 2009 @ 8:22 pm

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