Some quick hits, because Iâ€™m too ragged out to write anything more complicated.
2. Recently, The One came to Jersey to lend his support to Governor Corzine, who, so far, is not faring well against Chris Christie, former federal prosecutor. Turns out that The One could just as well have stayed home. Sweet.
3. Who ya gonna call? Dipshits.
4. Preemptive Refusal: Just in case The One was considering inviting me to the White House for a beer, this is to let him know that Iâ€™ll be sure to have something else to do on that day.
5. Prince Charles inspects the troops.