October 22, 2009

Walking Eagle.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:24 pm


From da Mailbag.

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.” At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.


Thanks to Captain Artie.

Thanks to JerseyJerry for the cool rimshot sound effect.


  1. Here ya go, Jimbo:


    Comment by JerseyJerry — October 22, 2009 @ 8:42 pm

  2. Ding! We have a WINNAR!

    Comment by Dave Merriman — October 22, 2009 @ 8:49 pm

  3. Love it!

    Comment by Da Goddess — October 23, 2009 @ 3:07 am

  4. Hahaha!

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — October 23, 2009 @ 7:22 am

  5. …aka Chief Cretin Boob Feather.

    Is it 2012 yet?

    Comment by Erica — October 24, 2009 @ 11:34 am

  6. Chief Roaring Chicken comes to mind for all you old enough to be F-Troop fans.

    Comment by Ernie Nilsen — October 25, 2009 @ 12:23 pm

  7. I like it!!

    Comment by diamond dave — October 27, 2009 @ 6:59 am

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