Katie Couric stopped off at the supermarket on her way home from work and the following ensued:
Can of Lima Beans: Holy crap! Katie Couric!
Katie Couric: Who said that?
Can of Lima Beans: Over here. To your right. Second shelf down.
Katie Couric: A talking can of Lima Beans?
Can of Lima Beans: Nice tits.
Katie Couric: WHAT?!?!
Can of Creamed Corn: Ms. Couric, I apologize on behalf of the Lima Beans. Itâ€™s a dented can and the deadly clostridium botulinum bacteria have begun to multiply. He doesnâ€™t know what heâ€™s saying.
Katie Couric: Oh. Poor thing. Iâ€™m sorry.
Can of Creamed Corn: Actually, you have pretty shitty tits.
Katie Couric: Iâ€™m calling the f***ing manager!
Can of Creamed Corn: Really? Are you going to tell him that a can of creamed corn said you have shitty tits?
Katie Couric: Damned right!
Can of Creamed Corn: Jesus, youâ€™re even dumber than Iâ€™d thought.