Oh, like youâ€™re one to make fun of names. Talk about a bullshit name, try saying your name, real fast, three times. Go ahead. Try it! Never mind. Iâ€™ll do it for you. â€Squash! Squash! Squash!â€ Sounds like someone walking through slush, or maybe shit.
Dudes, Arugula here. Whatâ€™s with all the anger and arguing? That is not The Way of the Vegetable. Maybe you should each take a few cleansing breaths and look deep inside yourselves to find the source of this hostility. I believe if you just try, we can all get along.