April 24, 2010

Holy Bozo, Batman!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:01 am

We will be driving to Hershey, Pennsylvania today to attend a wedding, to be followed by the reception in a nearby hotel, where the Usual Suspects have booked rooms. Yesterday, I received an email from a friend of mine who went out a day early, and he informed me that, this weekend, the hotel is hosting a clown convention.

Yes, peeps, a farookin’ clown convention.

Good grief!

I hate farookin’ clowns.

This could be a long day.


  1. Jimbo,

    Could be worse, could be alligator wrestling convention!

    Comment by Joe G — April 24, 2010 @ 12:58 pm

  2. Just assume it is the annual meeting of the Pennsylvania Democratic Party Election Commission & things will be in proper perspective ….at least you wont hate pretend clowns as much any more.

    Comment by dudley1 — April 24, 2010 @ 7:07 pm

  3. How can anyone not love clowns? They bring laughter and joy to so many people.

    Comment by Kevin — April 24, 2010 @ 7:57 pm

  4. Hurray for clowns! Life would be dull without them.

    Comment by Margo — April 24, 2010 @ 10:36 pm

  5. Woot! Blog fodder!!!

    Comment by Bou — April 24, 2010 @ 10:55 pm

  6. http://www.ihateclowns.com/

    Comment by Brian "Proud to be a Veteran" — April 25, 2010 @ 12:20 am

  7. Jim, did you ever see the store that’s about two miles from my house?

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — April 25, 2010 @ 7:44 am

  8. Clowns are creepy. Bring a blowtorch so if one of them squirts you with a fake flower, you can light him up.
    “NOW you need a squirty flower, Mr. Funny Man, doncha? HA!”

    Comment by LeeAnn — April 25, 2010 @ 10:16 am

  9. Sage advice from LeeAnn above. Why hasn’t Erica chimed in? This is quiet. Too quiet… She’s probably planning some huge comment.

    Comment by Cappy — April 25, 2010 @ 5:25 pm

  10. Hmmm, I wonder if the clown that has the pet alligator will be there.

    Comment by Michael in CT — April 25, 2010 @ 6:34 pm

  11. Jimbo,
    I used to live near Hershey. If you go tour HersheyWorld and take the little automated ride through the simulated factory, there’s a little song they play towards the end. Think “It’s a Small World”. You will never get the song out of your head.

    The Hershey Hotel is beautiful. I hope that’s where you’re staying.

    Clowns, eh? That should be ummm, fun?

    Comment by Jerry in Indiana — April 26, 2010 @ 6:49 am

  12. Clowns! Agggggghhhh!
    Chocolate! Yaaaaay!
    Clowns! Agggggghhhh!
    Chocolate! Yaaaaay!
    Clowns! Agggggghhhh!
    Chocolate! Yaaaaay!
    Clowns! Agggggghhhh!
    Chocolate! Yaaaaay!

    Maybe you’ll find a clown whose Lapel-Flower squirts a stream of molten chocolate… into your mouth (Yaaaaay!) or into your eye (Agggggghhhh!).

    Comment by Elisson — April 26, 2010 @ 11:56 am

  13. Oh, and speaking of Bozo

    Comment by Elisson — April 27, 2010 @ 9:18 am

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