Dear President Obama,
I think it would be really cool if you would resign as President and take your sorry ass to some shithole like Somalia or maybe even Kenya where you would have a real shot at becoming King, or dictator (You could even design yourself a cool uniform) without bothering with stuff like a Constitution. Yeah, I know. We would end up with Joe Biden as President, which would surely be a bitch, but, on balance, he is just a run-of-the-mill idiot, rather than a socialist ideologue committed to “fundamentally transforming” the country.
We can deal with idiots, but you, sir, scare the dogshit out of me.
Just a guy who think you’re in way, way over your head