The One’s Kickable Asses.
Now that The One has identified himself as an ass kicker, I got to thinking about just whose asses might he actually be capable of kicking.
Elton John
Kieth Richards
Helen Thomas
Kermit
Olive Oyl
Kitten
Amy Winehouse
Taco Bell Dog
Bunny Rabbit
Dopey
Maybe…on their bad days, and his exceptional days.
Comment by jw — June 9, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
I’m pretty sure Keith can take him and Amy Winehouse will kick HIS ass.
Comment by Michael in CT — June 9, 2010 @ 6:12 pm
But – check out the ears. Dopey’s one of his long lost brothers. Why would he want to kick his ass?
Comment by Charlie — June 9, 2010 @ 6:42 pm
The story of Obama being an “ass kicker”, I point out the phrase has been mispelled. The “ck” should have been an “ss”.
I’d appreciate a quick correction
Comment by al bee — June 9, 2010 @ 9:32 pm
The Taco Bell dog (even the bobble head version) would kick his a$$. No doubt about it.
Comment by jck — June 9, 2010 @ 10:00 pm
Keith could wipe the floor with that nancy boy.
Comment by ck — June 9, 2010 @ 11:16 pm
all except one would kick Obama`s ass ……Elton john would lick his ass.
Comment by dudley1 — June 10, 2010 @ 10:51 am
You’re way too generous – Elton John is more man then Obama is (I just wrote a post about why), Dopey would chop his head off with an axe (Obama is never armed, and dwarves always are), addicts like Amy Winehouse have nasty tempers and unusual stregth, Oilve Oyl has two tough sailor friends that Obama would never want to mess with,Jimmy Carter got his ass kicked once by a bunny rabbit (and he was tougher than The One!), the dog has teeth and the kitten has claws (Obama has neither), and Keith Richards cut a deal with the devil a long time ago to ensure long life and riches – and the devil doesn’t lose to the likes of Barry O.
Which leaves Kermit and Helen Thomas. He and Helen are birds of a feather, he’d never fight her – after all, they both know who’s to blame for all the problems in the Middle East!
So we have Kermit. Can Obama kick the crap out of a limp green puppet? Maybe – if there’s nobody’s hand in it…
Comment by Jersey — June 10, 2010 @ 11:18 am
Jersey,
Well done!
Jimbo
Comment by Jim — June 10, 2010 @ 11:38 am
The Taco Bell dog is dead, so that’s a given (well come to think of it, Keith and Helen aren’t too far from it).
He wouldn’t touch Olive Oyl, cuz, hell, if Bluto gets his ass kicked regularly by Popeye, then Barry doesn’t stand a chance.
Comment by Dan — June 10, 2010 @ 4:47 pm