January 23, 2011

A Real Woman …

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:32 pm

A real woman is a man’s best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible…

No wait… Sorry..

I’m thinking of whiskey.

It’s whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

Sent to me by Da Chef of Da Future, a guy who appreciates a real woman good whiskey

7 Comments »

  1. LOL – Jim I will buy you a large bottle of whiskey next time we meet. Don’t want you feeling unsure of yourself. ;-)

    Comment by Teresa — January 23, 2011 @ 7:07 pm

  2. Okay, that was funny!

    Comment by Carl Brannen — January 24, 2011 @ 2:44 am

  3. LOL, Now that is the Jimmy boy I know and who can always make people laugh. Keep writing

    Comment by sally — January 24, 2011 @ 6:59 pm

  4. Are you talking about Pelosi,Hillary,or Michelle?Each would fit the bill if you consume enough whiskey to give you a blood alcohol reading of .33%.How would you like to roll around with them?I bet you’d rather drink Drano.

    Comment by john — January 24, 2011 @ 9:34 pm

  5. Homemade beer has been known to do that as well …

    Classic!

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

    Comment by RightWingRocker — January 25, 2011 @ 12:13 am

  6. I have imbibed more than 3000 bottles of hooch, mostly whiskey and have had my late wife and my present wife, the latter for 12 years and the former for 19 years.

    So?
    The 2 against the 3000?

    Boy, did that 2 kick ass.

    Wife’s win by a country mile and more.

    NB: Some Vodka was involved.

    Comment by keeskennis — January 30, 2011 @ 10:14 am

  7. ok, oK i’M dRUNK, MAKE THAT 2000

    Comment by keeskennis — January 30, 2011 @ 10:33 am

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