November 24, 2012

Two Rices, One Dessert. (Updated)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:14 pm

Waiter: Good afternoon. What can I get for you ma’am?

Condi: I’d like some ice cream. What flavors do you have?

Waiter: We have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, banana and coffee.

Condi: I’d like a scoop of the vanilla, please.

Waiter: Would you like some whipped cream on that?

Condi: That sounds great.

Waiter: How about a cherry on top?

Condi: Excellent; thanks.


Waiter: Good afternoon. What can I get for you ma’am?

Susan: I’d like some ice cream. What flavors do you have?

Waiter: We have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, banana and coffee.

Susan: Racist!

Waiter: Excuse me? What in heaven’s name are you talking about?

Susan: You know damned well what I’m talking about. You listed the vanilla ice cream, the white ice cream, before the ice creams of color!

Waiter: (Sigh) Whatever you say, ma’am. What flavor would you like?

Susan: Chocolate, of course.

Waiter: Would you like some whipped cream on that?

Susan: There you go again! Are you a KKK member, or something?

Waiter: I only asked you if you wanted whipped cream on your ice cream.

Susan: Code! You’re using racist code words! You think I don’t understand what you mean by “whipped?” You’re making a reference to beating slaves, and you know it. I damned sure know it!

Waiter: Ma’am, I assure you that I meant nothing of the kind. I was merely referring to a dessert topping. Speaking of which, would you like a cherry on top?

Susan: That does it! Another dog whistle, racist code word right there. “Cherry?” That’s a code word suggesting sexually promiscuity? You’re saying that black women are sexually promiscuous. You wouldn’t dare say that to a white woman.

Waiter: Ma’am, I’m afraid that I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

Susan: I’m not leaving until I speak with the manager about his hiring of rabid racists. Call your manager over here right now!

Waiter: I own the business, and, another thing. I built it myself.

Susan: You know what your problem is? Your problem is that you hate women of color.

Waiter: No. My problem is that I hate women of assholery. Now leave!


UPDATE: As a public service, we at the House by the Parkway are pleased to provide you with a Politically Correct Guide to Racism for Idiots. (via Doug Ross)

8 Comments »

  1. Love this! You always make me laugh…..

    Comment by Crickeymom — November 25, 2012 @ 6:00 am

  2. Racist!

    Comment by CenTexTim — November 25, 2012 @ 9:44 am

  3. Just Classic. Thats right up there with you getting your eye glass’s in basic training.{witch is worth repeating some day.]

    Comment by chef of da future — November 25, 2012 @ 7:00 pm

  4. HA! That was good. :D

    Comment by pam — November 25, 2012 @ 7:40 pm

  5. Dang. I miss Condi Rice.

    Comment by Bou — November 26, 2012 @ 4:58 pm

  6. You hit it out of the park .When the left can’t defend using reason ,it accuses the opposition of racism or sexism .Or a jerk like Ed Koch will say Rice was only reading what the CIA wrote .Yeah,right Ed ,and Obama is investigating .Is there a deadline on the investigation ?The twelfth of never as Johnny Mathis sang . Susan Rice would be a worthy successor to Hillary .Each is worthless .Funny how the so called black caucus opposed Susan Rice when she would not use the word genocide to describe Ruwanda in the wonderful Clinton years.Those racist,misogynistic bastards !

    Comment by john — November 26, 2012 @ 10:43 pm

  7. Sadly, I’ve had that conversation with people.

    Sigh.

    Comment by Da Goddess — December 1, 2012 @ 2:03 am

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