Things I Won’t be Doing Today.
1. Driving a spike into my forehead.
2. Lighting my clothing on fire.
3. Slamming my fingers in the car door.
4. Forcing bamboo shoots under my fingernails.
5. Watching even one second of the hoopla surrounding the inauguration re-coronation of The One.
Today I will do something infinitely more important than any stupid inauguration, and celebrate someone infinitely more important than any president, real or phony.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!
Thanks for the moment on my soapbox.
I can’t wait to get my welcome letter from the New Jersey Libertarian Party!
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
Comment by RightWingRocker — January 21, 2013 @ 5:01 pm
I cannot help but wonder which one is the most painful for you.
Comment by Kevin — January 21, 2013 @ 5:58 pm
It is too bad he is a Muslim and not a Buddist .There would have been a chance he would have torched himself as a protest against the rich ,capitalism .religion and producers . He is absolutely worthless .
Comment by john — January 21, 2013 @ 8:15 pm
Poor John Boehner had to sit next to lard ass Michelle which is worse than any of those things .
Comment by john — January 21, 2013 @ 8:22 pm
What a shame — you missed Beyonce lip-syncing the national anthem.
*barf*
Comment by Erica — January 22, 2013 @ 7:55 pm
Hey, Jimbo! That was pretty similar to my list!
Comment by Lee — January 23, 2013 @ 10:28 pm
Did you see where Beyonce’ is now blaming the musicians because she did not have enough time to rehearse. If you are an American with singing talent, how much rehearsal do you need to sing our national anthem?????????
Comment by RobbieRob — January 24, 2013 @ 8:41 am
The first four are indeed preferable to the last.
Also, Beyonce is a douchecanoe.
Comment by LeeAnn — January 24, 2013 @ 1:06 pm
Things I will not be doing today or ever…..
1.Ever Abandon my belief & faith in the Constitution of the United States.
2.Ever thinking the United States is not the greatest country in the world.
3.Ever giving up my guns or freedoms voluntarily
4.Ever considering Obama to be anything other then a traitorous enemy of the United States & everything it stands for.
5.Ever consider Obama anything but the worst president the country has ever had.
6.Ever think the Democratic Party of today is working for the best interests of the country or believes in the Constitution.
7.Ever dispute that Nancy Pelosi is a vile despicable Bitch.
8.Ever quit wishing that I would wake up & Ronald Reagan was still President.
9.Ever quit thinking Barney Frank is Harry Reid`s secret obsession.
10.Ever quit hoping there is an Youtube expose of Barney & Harry`s secret affair on Drudge & the Lamestream media runs with it.
Comment by dudley1 — January 25, 2013 @ 3:20 pm