Tagged Again!
The Lovely Rita tossed this turd in my punchbowl handed the following meme off to me. And, I always thought the lady liked me. 🙂
Anyway, here goes:
What’s your favorite kind of cookie? Chocolate chip.
Who is America’s most overrated actor? William Shatner. I read that the guy recently won an Emmy or some such thing. Holy crap. The guy wouldn’t even be cast in the local high school play. At least he can sing. Gag………sputter…….cough……..cough.
Name a guilty pleasure. Good cigars.
“Scrubs” or “Everybody Loves Raymond”? I’ve never seen “Scrubs,” but I have seen “Raymond” a few times, and, like “Everybody,” (except Rita), I love “Raymond.” Actually, I like the rest of the cast more than I like Raymond.
Name two things you can’t live without. Peanut butter and booze.
Your first pet’s name + your mother’s maiden name = your porn star name. I think I’ll pass on the pet’s name and the mother’s maiden name part. Will my social security and driver’s license numbers do? On second thought, I think I’ll just give myself a porn star name. How about “Biff Sharona?”
What song are you listening to right now? None. Friends don’t let friends mix memes and music.
Name your celebrity crush. At first, I could not think of anyone who fits this description. However, with a bit of thought, I have come up with two. First, is Rachel Ray, the cutie who makes the thirty-minute meals on the Food Channel. I like everything about her, even her sorta crooked smile. Next is Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles. It’s that sideways glance while she’s playing that rings my bells.
Favorite punch line from a joke. “Got any grapes?”
Who do you want to pass this meme off to? Christina (I owe her one) and KarbonKountyMoos (I figure a Brooklynite who lives in Big Sky Country on a serious farm with crops and animals and stuff might have an interesting take on things).
You gotta fix that Rachel Ray link, dude. (Good choices, though!)
Comment by zonker — February 17, 2005 @ 12:43 am
Zonk — the Rachel link works here. I’ve clicked it several times to look at her picture. 🙂
Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — February 17, 2005 @ 4:04 am
Ever watch “Boston Legal”? Shatner is surprisingly good as a going-senile lawyer. And you should watch “Scrubs” sometime. It’s amusing in that silly, campy kind of way.
And I do like you, Jim.
🙂
Comment by Rita — February 17, 2005 @ 7:01 am
You got it, Jim…I’ll post it later today.
; )
Comment by Christina — February 17, 2005 @ 8:34 am
Your comments about Mr. Shatner are no less than sacrilege!!!!
Comment by Joseph — February 17, 2005 @ 11:50 am
That makes my porn name Brutus Brannon. Fuckin’ Ada, I like that.
Comment by Velociman — February 17, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
What’s in a Name?
The inimitable Jim at Parkway Rest Stop avers that your first pet’s name + your mother’s maiden name = your porn name. That would make my porn name Brutus Brannon. Man, I like the sound of that. I’m going to…
Trackback by Velociworld — February 17, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Whatever the many depredations of Star Trek and T. J. Hooker, Shatner’s Denny Crane is a helluva character. It is good work.
Comment by Jack — February 17, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
Rachel Ray and Susanna Hoffs – Hubba Hubba.
Comment by Dash — February 18, 2005 @ 3:41 pm
The Birth of Key Monroe
I. WOULD. NEVER… Okay, so I sort of did. I haven’t confessed the origin of my blog name because I hated to kill the intrigue. Yeah, okay, and because it’s far from creative genius… Key Monroe is a derivation of…
Trackback by Key Issues — February 18, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
Good call on Rachel Ray, though I prefer her on $40 a day
Comment by Shabe — February 22, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
Oof! A Google revelas the Double R did an FHM shoot.
http://www.durzy.com/pics/rachel1.JPG
That’s a spicy meatball!
Comment by Shabe — February 22, 2005 @ 4:42 pm