The Answer is … “Zero!”
And the question is, “Yo, Jimbo, where on your ‘Ten-Point Give-a-Shit Scale†does the Academy Awards Ceremony fall?â€
The idea of watching a gathering of overly moneyed, overly dressed, overly narcissistic, overly self-righteous, and overly shallow elitist asswipes pat one another on the back leaves me cold.
I’d sooner watch a test pattern.
Amen.
Comment by david — February 27, 2005 @ 2:36 pm
Ditto!
Comment by moos — February 27, 2005 @ 2:51 pm
Forgive Me, Jim
But perhaps I’m not Usual Suspects material. It’s not so bad that I’ll probably be watching the Oscars tonight. No, I have to go the extra mile into ‘Mo-Land.
Trackback by Sluggo Needs a Nap — February 27, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
So, when is this Academy Awards thing, anyway?
🙂
Comment by DMerriman — February 27, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
Excellent – you say it soooo well! *grin*
Comment by Teresa — February 27, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Like father, like daughter. I’d sooner watch paint dry.
Comment by TJ — February 27, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
Hahaha! Great closing line, Jim! I agree wholeheartedly.
Comment by zonker — February 27, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
You know, it looked like a pretty lavish affair. Lots of expensive jewelry. Loads of designer dresses. Scads of tuxedos and limos. Red carpet everywhere. Parties and parties and more parties.
Wasn’t this the same group last month that mocked the Republicans for throwing a lavish soiree during war time?
Comment by Jeff — February 28, 2005 @ 3:49 am
Same here! I think reruns of Jerry Springer would be more entertaining!
Comment by Michele — February 28, 2005 @ 7:55 am
Where can one find a decent pattern these days ?
Remember the indian head in one corner ? How PC is that ?
Ditto with what you said. Michael Jackson trial news ranks right up there, too.
Comment by charlie — February 28, 2005 @ 12:46 pm