June 30, 2005

Embarrassing Moment, To Say the Least.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:00 pm

Key, of Key Issues, shared a story about her being publicly embarrassed at a local eatery by the slightly too-loud remarks to her by her young daughter. In turn, Moogie, of Moogie’s World, wrote of becoming red-faced in a supermarket as a result of a statement to a stranger that only a three-year old could make. Both stories are hilarious, even though the incidents described in each were surely anything but funny at the time for those involved.

Those stories reminded me of a similar one told to me by a guy I used to work with about 15 years ago. I frankly do not remember whether he knew the person who is the subject of the story or whether he was there (in the bank) when it happened. Either way, I am told that it is a true story. Here goes.

A young, attractive, well-manicured, well-coiffed, expensively-dressed suburban mother brought her son into the local bank in their very upscale town so she could take care of the family’s banking. The little guy (We’ll call him “Tommy”) appeared to be about five or six years old.

The line on that day was particularly long. Not surprisingly, it didn’t take too much time for the little guy to become bored. He wandered over to the stand-up writing desk where the withdrawal and deposit slips are available for use by customers, and, despite his mother’s protestations, he grabbed himself a few of each and returned to the line next to his mother. By this time, there were still a half-dozen people in front of the mother and a half-dozen more had lined up behind her.

Here’s how I’m told it went from there.

Mom: “Tommy, I told you not to touch anything. Now you go back there and put those papers back where you found them.”

Tommy: (Completely ignores Mom and plays with the deposit slips)

Mom: “Tommy, you heard me. Put those back where you found them!”

Tommy: “No.”

(Of course, by now everyone on line is listening to this exchange.)

Mom: “Don’t you dare tell me ‘no’. You put those papers back this minute!!”

Tommy: “No.”

Mom: “That’s it! If you don’t put those back right now, I’m gonna tell Daddy about this when he comes home, and he will not be happy.”

Tommy: “If you tell Daddy, I’ll tell Grandma I saw you with your mouth on Daddy’s pee-pee.”

The mortified mom, with son in tow, quietly and quickly stepped out of the line and left the bank, quite possibly never to return.


  1. LOL! OMG Jim…that has mine beat HANDS DOWN!

    On-line banking here I come.

    Comment by Moogie — June 30, 2005 @ 7:28 pm

  2. I saw a pretty woman and her son, about 5 years old , in the grocery store. I walked by and said, hi boy, that’s some nice red hair you have. The boy turned around and told me, my mama said I got it from the mailman.

    Comment by Catfish — June 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm

  3. Now that’s funny. It reminds me of the one where the guy tells his buddies that his momma told him his brain was the best part of him. To that, his friend said, “Your daddy told me the best part of you went down your momma’s leg.”

    Comment by Dash — June 30, 2005 @ 11:13 pm

  4. It’d be good if it were true, but it beggars belief– when was the last time that an attractive, well- put together broad smoked her old man’s White Owl after they were married? Or any other woman, for that matter? You know the answer to that one, my Bruthas.

    Comment by uncle juju — July 1, 2005 @ 12:22 pm

  5. If the mama had been thinking, she’d have said, “Hell, YEAH! And that’s why Daddy is going to fry your young ass if I ask him to!”

    Don’t EVER take any smart-mouth from a child.

    Comment by Acidman — July 2, 2005 @ 12:02 am

  6. Too damn funny, Jim!

    Comment by That 1 Guy — November 12, 2005 @ 6:24 pm

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