Let me begin by saying that I never park in a spot marked reserved for handicapped drivers (or sometimes passengers). My choice has nothing to do with the stiff fine and tow-away that can happen if youâ€™re caught parking in such a spot without the proper plates or permit, because, letâ€™s face it, unless you occupy such a spot for hours, youâ€™re not likely to get caught. No, I donâ€™t park there because parking in a space reserved for handicapped people is just a supremely shitty thing to do.
I once had an acquaintance who said, as we passed by the open handicapped-marked spots looking for a parking spot, â€œWhy do they get all the good spots?â€ At the time, I thought he was kidding, but after knowing him for a while longer, I learned that he was a first-class shitheel and that he probably meant what he had said back then. Needless to say, if I saw him on fire today, I wouldnâ€™t piss on him.
But I digress.
Our local 7-11 has six marked, regular parking spots and a seventh spot (the really wide one) marked for handicapped parking. As I was walking past the store this morning I saw an older lady zip into the parking lot in a car bearing â€œhandicappedâ€ plates. The â€œhandicappedâ€ spot was open as was the regular spot next to it. All the other spots were occupied. Rather than parking her car in the spot reserved for handicapped parking, she parked half her car in the handicapped spot and the other half of her car in a regular spot!!
She got out of the car and walked (just fine, thank you) into the store.
I concluded that the handicap the woman must suffer from is â€œCannotparkworthashitâ€.
Either that or she was just an inconsiderate asshole who borrowed a handicapped personâ€™s car.
Jersey â€“ We produce world-class jerks.