Blogblock.
I can’t think of a single thing to write about. I have what I like to think of as a Third Degree Blogblock. Here’s how I figure it:
First Degree: “Damn, I can’t think of anything to write about today.â€
Second Degree: “Damn, I can’t think of anything to write about today, and I wonder how I ever thought of anything to write about?â€
Third Degree: “Damn, I can’t think of anything to write about today, and I wonder how I ever thought of anything to write about. And, I don’t think I’ll ever think of anything to write about.â€
Things To Do When You Have Third Degree Blogblock
1. Update the ol’ Blogroll: I really ought to do that, and I just might. Then again, that means I have to open “Mr. Templateâ€, which is something that always gives me a case of the hot squirts.
2. Do a Quiz: Hell, I already know what my Pimp Name is. Maybe if I could find one that would tell me what kind of pizza topping I am, I’d give it a shot.
3. Bitch about New Jersey Politics: Too much to write.
4. Bitch about area codes: Not bad. Wait! I did that yesterday.
5. Write something about not being able to think of anything to write about: Nah. Who would do a lame thing like that?
6. Read a couple blogs and then head for Mr. Recliner: Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Blogblock is for da boids.
Luck with that, Jimbo… I deal with that all of the time. And you just read recently how I try to get rid of blogblock. Not very pretty.
Comment by That 1 Guy — February 25, 2006 @ 4:48 am
… want me to add you to my meme-taggin’ list?….
Comment by Eric — February 25, 2006 @ 7:52 am
You want some ideas? I always have a few hundred, Cat
Comment by Catfish — February 25, 2006 @ 1:16 pm
nude photos always help….
Comment by armywifetoddlermom — February 25, 2006 @ 1:23 pm
Link: The What Pizza Topping Am I? Test
Comment by Ken Adams — February 25, 2006 @ 8:02 pm
GOTDAMNIT! Put your mind to something usefull. Theres a DI in a Law school that needs you to finnish a plotline!
Over
Comment by Mark Reardon — February 26, 2006 @ 12:23 pm
Real bloggers resort to Fuckblogging, Turdblogging, or Pissblogging when afflicted with a bad case of The Beal. Right, Catfish?
Or you could pull a Dax and post a test pattern.
And if you’re having to screw with your template every time you want to play with your blogroll, that means you’re not using Blogrolling or Bloglines to manage your ‘roll.
Comment by Elisson — February 27, 2006 @ 8:08 am
Yeah – we’ve had that…
Comment by Kid Various — February 28, 2006 @ 10:18 am
I hate when that happens. Usually I find some stupid thing on the net and post that.
Comment by Contagion — February 28, 2006 @ 6:23 pm
See your doctor. You may have Beal:
http://practicalpenumbra.mu.nu/archives/011740.php
Comment by Harvey — March 1, 2006 @ 3:29 pm