Comments on: A 7-11 Morning.

By: Mick

Mick — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:56:32 +0000

Damn it! I can’t spell in English worth a damm = damn

By: Ed T.

Ed T. — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:03:40 +0000

Woe is the New Jerseyan… Where the price of a carton of smokes is neck and neck with the price of filling up your gas tank… (but the smokes last longer)

By: Mick

Mick — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:32:19 +0000

Welcome to America where our second language is English. I’ll brew my own damm coffee, capisce?

By: "Usual Suspect Dave"

"Usual Suspect Dave" — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:25:18 +0000

I read “Redneck’s” comment, and I lament that we live in NJ where
buying a carton of cigarettes entails mortgaging your house and
selling at least one of your children to the gypsies.

However, a simple trasaction of purchasing a cup of coffee in the
morning, without anyone having a private conversation on a cell
phone does not seem unreasonable.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:24:58 +0000

Jerry,

At my 7-11, a 20-ouncer is $1.33, but you can add any number of disgusting adulerants in it for free, but I take it black. Refills? Ha!

By: Gerald Williams

Gerald Williams — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:22:22 +0000

Pardon me here, but did you say 99 cents for a cup of coffee? I haven’t been back to the US for a few years, but that seems ridiculous. I remember when I was a kid, it was only 5 cents in most places…refils free.

Jerry

By: RedNeck

RedNeck — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 23:46:11 +0000

Man Jimbo,
I know the feelin’. At o’freakin’ dark thirty in the mornin’ when you’d think nobody would be headin’ out, I mean the traffic lights flash yella and red ’cause it’s too early for traffic, I can pull into the Meijer’s where I get my mornin’ dose. Never failed. Somebody is either standin’ there bullshittin’ with the peeps that have been there all night, or, … they just ain’t got their shit together yet.

Here’s what I do. You might want to try it. Quit buyin’ packs. Buy cartons. Keep ‘em in the glove box. Keeps from havin’ to wait in line. Stay with me here… Then, when you want just coffee. Train the cash takers. If there’s nobody at the counter when I go in, or even if there is, I’ll leave the cash on the counter, get the coffee, roll out, and get a “Have a nice day” on my way out.

Pay in advance when you can. It’ll save you time. I don’t know if they’ll arrest you for a .99 cent cup of coffee in NJ, but they usually let it slide down here. Especially if you left the money within’ reach of the clerk. I’m just sayin…

By: Teresa

Teresa — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 18:58:58 +0000

7-11 for coffee? Jim be careful! I’d like to meet you one day and that stuff’ll kill you.

By: Acidman

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By: oddybobo

oddybobo — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:14:29 +0000

LOL! Even people who speak English can’t seem to get that one right . . . “dees one?”