Mail Order Husbands.
The practice of men arranging for Mail Order Brides has a long history in the United States. Even today, it is a flourishing industry. Hey, it’s the 21st century, and I say that it’s about damned time that women have the same opportunity as men to mail order themselves a mate. Accordingly, I would like to introduce you to Mail Order Husbands.
Here is an example of one of the eligible bachelors who is only a mouse click away from you and wedded bliss.
“I’m a successful representative of the pleasure rental industry and I’m ready to share my lifestyle with the right girl. I’m tall, svelte and my sly knowledge of underworld slang will make you wonder just what I’m all about. I like to write poetry and I have gained the trust of several small children and a few foreign people.â€
Waddya waiting for?
via The Presurfer
there is no way to sign up for this. believe me i have looked. otherwise i would have signed up by now.
Comment by Harold — April 13, 2004 @ 3:18 pm
i want a good husband
Comment by judy — October 1, 2004 @ 6:16 pm
Am prepared to marry for $$$
Comment by Juan Sifford — November 11, 2004 @ 11:20 am
25yr old-red hair-green/brown eyes-110lbs-5ft7in
Comment by Misti Gill — December 11, 2004 @ 9:59 pm
Oh my god…..The force of my laughter has left me in pain…gasp…the….fucking…feather hat..is ..almost too much..funny for one body to handle.sigh.
Comment by jennifer — December 21, 2004 @ 8:18 pm
OH MY GAWD! IS THIS GUY STUCK IN THE 1960’S OR WHAT?
Comment by Jenifer D. — January 30, 2005 @ 7:30 pm
This website if filled with people wanting women with cars that they can drive to mexico and idiots! I swear these people will get a Darwin award if they DON’T marry.
Comment by K-Pilot — February 22, 2005 @ 12:05 am
I emailed two of the guys on there…I couldn’t decide if the site was a joke or not…
Comment by ama — March 14, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
are you freaking kidding me men who need mail order brides are just shear pathetic wrf is wrong with you if you cant get a girl on your own
Comment by whateve — March 16, 2005 @ 5:17 am
That reduced price guy emailed me back. He says no one will buy him because he has issues.
Comment by ama — March 17, 2005 @ 9:12 pm
I want a husband but not this badly. Is this site a joke or what?
Comment by kitty — March 18, 2005 @ 9:05 pm
There’s a really great guy on the Russian Mail-order-husbands web site, says he needs a wooly woman with a big ass to help him fight Lithuanians.
Comment by ama — March 18, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
u sexy man
Comment by olga — March 23, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
What the heck? You have to be kidding me. Mail Order Spouses are weird enough, without adding you to it!
Comment by Sarah — April 14, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
How desperate would you really be if you found these derilicts worthy? Me and my sister just wanted to see if these type of sites really exist… boy did we NOT expect this!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Amanda — April 22, 2005 @ 7:27 pm
hi my boyfriends a dik and i wanna new one now!!!!
Comment by Krystal thomson — May 2, 2005 @ 1:14 am
I am looking for a husband. I am 42 years of age and never been married. I have one child and am a white female. I do have a webcam and pictures so if you would like to email be to get to know me that would be great! Thank you and I hope to hear from you soon.
Comment by Janern_99 — May 8, 2005 @ 12:12 am
I am a heavy set auburn haired woman I am 40 years old this July 19th am seeking someone to spend the rest of my life with I am disabled and in a wheelchair alot but that can change, would like someone who is not wanting to have children and some one whith the knowledge and skill to build a future for the two of us I have property of my own but need a man to help buil it into what a home should be.
Comment by Michele Shaffer — May 29, 2005 @ 2:15 am
yea all those guys are so ugly i would give them the time of day did you see the success story i guess fattys need a place to find love hahahahaha
Comment by irish princess — May 31, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
friends with small children? Isn’t that one step off from a peadofile?
I’m a social worker, you’re the reason I have a hard job.
Pervert.
Comment by Fifi — June 4, 2005 @ 2:36 pm
He’s Hot
Comment by Lauren — June 6, 2005 @ 9:49 pm
all you people have alot ot say about this site yet you all were desperate enough to check the website out!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Jéan vincent — June 17, 2005 @ 2:32 am
I am an American African female, age 57 looking like age 47, 5’6″, slender build, looking for a male to spend the rest of my life with. Where are you?
Comment by Linda — June 18, 2005 @ 11:51 am
is anyone in here right now?
Comment by courtney — July 5, 2005 @ 2:50 am
this dude needs help! he looks like a wacked out guy on drugs
Comment by Harmony — July 9, 2005 @ 9:24 pm
OMG im like 15 && want a mail order husband.
Comment by Ashley — July 14, 2005 @ 5:00 pm
didn,t mullet go out with that hat?
Comment by bula — July 31, 2005 @ 4:05 am
I haven’t laughed like that in a long time! No wonder they are on a website! No one is the REAL WORLD would have anything to do with ’em. Specially that guy that “won’t be available” for 18 months! And why would you want to marry someone who can dress wounds? Besides all they want is a “lady” with a car and some dough.
Comment by Amy G. — September 9, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
Hi My name is javon Clarke , and I want a lady that loves yoga ,she wants a kept man, wants kids and wants to marry a man of color, she is financialy set and stable for life, and she wants someone who is highly sensitive to her needs.she wants someone to listen to her,someone who wont fall asleep after they make love ,someone ambitious ,and poetic,and someone who wants to groom stable and successful kids with her,she is American born and raised or American mixed race, or carcaision.I am a Bahamian male and I am 29, email me at vernoj252002@yahoo.com
Comment by Javon Clarke — September 13, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
This site is the best.. Id like to sign up ASAP. The Guys on Here are great……
Comment by Rachelle Brooks — September 20, 2005 @ 1:44 am
IM GLAD TO SEE I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THAT GUY GAINING THE TRUST OF SMALL CHILDREN… I THINK CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES NEEDS TO LOOK INTO THIS ONE….
Comment by Judie — October 14, 2005 @ 1:23 am
ew who would want some1 fucking ugly like that. You want some1 who will love u, and looks halfway decent.
Comment by Brooke — October 15, 2005 @ 7:32 pm
do you know of anymore mail order husband sites? I would really like visit more of them!
Comment by kimber — October 27, 2005 @ 11:58 am
do you know of anymore mail order husband sites? I would really like visit more of them!
Comment by kimber — October 27, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Well hello there, my best friend and I are intrested in ordering a mail-order-husband, to share.
We dig that sorta lifestyle, we also wish that the one we order comes with the lovely feather hat, and a penis no larger then 5 inches.
thankyou.
Comment by K and K — October 30, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Oh my god…The site was funny enough, but what was even more hilarious was coming here and seeing all the people who wanted to get in touch with some of those guys! ROFL! I’m not sure now if I’m more amused or more scared witless…
Comment by des — November 7, 2005 @ 1:33 pm
Heee heee qummphhhh, tears are running down my cheeks, harharhar, Which one, is the question? the one who takes a bath EVERY week? the reduced one? the one with NO teeth? the one who likes Cameros? heheheheeeeeee!!!!!! This is so funny, this is – I do not know what is worse or funnier, the website, the comic guys or the women who actually like to meet them. Sad, so sad.
Comment by B&B — November 13, 2005 @ 5:49 pm
Heee heee qummphhhh, tears are running down my cheeks, harharhar, Which one, is the question? the one who takes a bath EVERY week? the reduced one? the one with NO teeth? the one who likes Cameros? heheheheeeeeee!!!!!! This is so funny, this is – I do not know what is worse or funnier, the website, the comic guys or the women who actually like to meet them. Sad, so sad.
Comment by B&B — November 13, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
hi, i am looking and looking and can find no-one. so basically what im saying is, if you are looking as well, im your man! no preference for anything, just someone to share my bed with.
contact me…please
Comment by Nick Curwin — March 27, 2006 @ 4:18 pm