May 31, 2006

What to Say?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:10 pm

Possible things to say when the Feds find $90,000.00 in cash wrapped in aluminum foil inside Tupperware containers in your freezer.

1. “Oh my! I went to a covered dish party, and I must have taken the wrong dish home.”

2. “Money? I don’t know anything about any money! Karl Rove must have broken into my house and put that in my freezer. Damned Republicans!”

3. “Money? What money? A guy came to my front door and said he was afraid his fish sticks would thaw before he got home, and he asked me to put them in my freezer for him and that he would come by tomorrow to pick them up. What a jokester!”

4. “It’s not my money. I only borrowed it from a guy to use in connection with my private investigation of a Republican appliance repairman I suspect of being dishonest.”

5. “That’s not my freezer! Someone, probably a Republican, switched freezers.”

The one thing you should say when the Feds tell you that the $90,000.00 was comprised of the marked bills that they videotaped you accepting from an FBI Informant from whom you solicited a bribe.



  1. I think you could get away with “oops.”

    Comment by Kathy K — May 31, 2006 @ 8:42 pm

  2. That’s not me, that is a body double hired by Karl Rove to discredit me. For that matter this is not my house. It looks like mine and I mistakenly wandered in here after work because it looks like mine. I have no idea why you would think I had anything to do with this.

    Comment by Teresa — May 31, 2006 @ 10:46 pm

  3. I earned it the old fashioned way. What’s your problem with that? Give it back, … please.

    Comment by RedNeck — May 31, 2006 @ 11:14 pm

  4. “This is a black thing, isn’t it? If this were bribe money from a predominantly WHITE continent, this wouldn’t be an issue, would it?!!”

    Link to the news story (okay, I had to look it up ’cause I’m lame and not up on current events)

    Comment by Ed T. — June 1, 2006 @ 1:23 am

  5. “Haven’t you guys ever heard of ‘Cold Cash’?”

    Comment by Elisson — June 1, 2006 @ 12:21 pm

  6. All memebers of congress keep a nest egg in the freezer, its in the Bill of Rights ain’t it.

    Comment by jamesoldguy — June 1, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

  7. My name’s Kennedy. And, oh, by the way, I’m headed out for a vote.

    Comment by Charlie — June 1, 2006 @ 2:46 pm

  8. It all depends on what “videotaped” means.

    Hmmm . . . it sounded better when Bill said it.

    Comment by Bob — June 1, 2006 @ 10:48 pm

  9. “I question the timing of this story”

    Comment by Harvey — June 3, 2006 @ 2:19 pm

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