Comments on: Mr. Excitement, Not.

By: Richmond

Richmond — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:19:52 +0000

Everyone needs a chair like that… Just to look at, of course.

By: Libby

Libby — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:46:01 +0000

Ah the “couple of minutes” trick. Closely related to the “I’m just resting my eyes” ploy.

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:13:59 +0000

I have a leather couch like that - we call it the Couch of Death.

By: imp

imp — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:17:08 +0000

LMAO@dogette!!

Mr. Recliner was last heard to be whispering, “Damnit, Jim, I’m only a RECLINER..do you know how many naugh’s I had to kill in order to drape myself in the skin that now provides you comfort?!”
“Want to hear how I bagged them?”

By: dogette

dogette — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:54:28 +0000

[PRS NewsWire] A local New Jersey man is claiming this morning that a renegade piece of living room furniture held him hostage for 7-plus hours overnight. Police say the man was released unharmed sometime after 3:30 AM. The kidnapper, who uses the alias “Mr. Recliner,” is believed to still be at large and should be considered dangerous. Residents are urged to stay alert and avoid unfamiliar naugahyde.

By: Lisa W.

Lisa W. — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:25 +0000

Damn Jim, that must be a heck of a recliner!!! I want one!

By: Ken Adams

Ken Adams — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:57:00 +0000

Only 7 hours? Slacker! You should have gone for 10, but at your advanced age I guess you just can’t hack it any more.

By: Jean

Jean — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:00:12 +0000

wow…that is one comfy recliner!