You Are 8% Massachusetts
You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.
Perhaps this explains why I would sooner get hit in the head with a sack of slimy boogers than vote for Ted Kennedy or John Kerry.
P.S. The only way I ever have been able to spell “Massachusetts” is by mentally singing Freddy Cannon’s song “Boston” as I type.
P.P.S. Swiped from Teresa, who also is not very “Massachusetts” (Damn, I had to mentally sing the song again!)
P.P.P.S. Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon sang songs about other places as well, such as Tallahassee Lassie, Way Down Yonder in New Orleans and the Jersey Fave, Palisades Park, a song about a long-gone amusement park in Jersey.