March 1, 2007

Mucus and Jersey Politics — Poifect Together.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:23 pm

In the course of walking from Mr. Comfy Chair, Bankie and Book to the loo, I thought I would permit myself a few minutes of computer time to thank those who left good wishes here and in e-mails for my speedy recovery from the Demon Cold.

So, with that, here is an update:

1. Mucus. The Mucus Tsunami has considerably abated, for which my blown and wiped raw nose is most grateful. Still doing a bit of coughing and feeling less than chipper though, which is why I shall return to Mr. Comfy Chair as soon as I post this.

2. Jersey Politics. (Yes, Virginia, the subject of mucus does tend to lead naturally to thoughts of Jersey Politics.)

Governor Corzine, who apparently is seeking to become a High Priest in the Religion of Global Warming, is so pleased with having plunged Jersey into the abyss of global warming craziness, he is now urging that the Federal Government follow Jersey’s lead on further regulating the crap out people and businesses and creating a bloated, useless governmental bureaucracy and high taxes limiting emissions that contribute to global warming.

Imagine trying to keep a straight face while urging any governmental body, anywhere to follow the lead of New Jersey’s State Government?

7 Comments »

  1. I hope you feel better soon.

    Comment by Kevin — March 1, 2007 @ 9:21 pm

  2. The rest of the world taking up the standards of New Jersey… please, God, kill me now…

    Comment by DMerriman — March 1, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

  3. No disrespect to the Flooring Beauty that is your beloved Garden State, but your governor is a frickin’ hippie.

    But we got Hillary Clinton and Charles Schumer, here, so to that I will preempt your touchee (tou-chay? toushey?).

    (Did I mention the added bonus of that dolt Al Sharpton?)

    Comment by Erica — March 1, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

  4. Hey, as soon as the folks in the Garden State “get it” there will be no Global Warming from NJ.

    Just make sure the last one out turns off the light.

    (I used to dream that CA would be separated from the US by “The Big One”, now I see rising sea levels as my friend. NJ is just one, large, low lying peninsula, right? Under the right circumstances, only the Watchungs and the northwest Highlands would remain.)

    Comment by joated — March 2, 2007 @ 8:20 am

  5. “Senator Corzine’s office, Task Force on Mucus Abatement, how may I direct your call?”

    Comment by dogette — March 2, 2007 @ 8:47 am

  6. Just about anything undesirable reminds me of ALL politics..I had this constipation problem a couple of days ago and told sweetthing I wuz practicing to be a congressman..I wuz full of shit..

    Comment by GUYK — March 2, 2007 @ 10:36 am

  7. I think mucus and politics just naturally go together… both were sent to make us miserable. I’m glad you’re doing better. Have a nice hot toddy with some whiskey in it – won’t make it better, but you won’t have to care. 😉

    Comment by Teresa — March 3, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

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