Comments on: Squat Pissing?

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:52:13 +0000

The following comment was left by “jenni”, but I accidentally deleted it, for which I apologize. The comment was as follows:
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as a squat pisser, i will tell you that i find myself getting more pee on the seat when i sit, than i do squatting. rarely do i even get pee on the seat when i squat. i always make sure i get it in the hole. i get more pee on the seat when i sit on my toilet at home.

you know that regardless of how people “go”, they get it on the seat sometimes. do you always put paper down? that’s such a hassle. if you don’t even do that, you are the one asking for trouble.

squatting, for me, makes going in public bathrooms faster, easier and cleaner. i’m comfortable when i do it, i can keep it from getting on the seat, and i use less toilet paper by not having to put it on the seat.

i find my self peeing faster than my boyfriend when we go out.
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I tried to let “jenni” know what I did, but the e-mail address she provided did not work.
Jimbo

By: Harvey

Harvey — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:21:39 +0000

Allow me to offer “THE INDEPENDENT WOMAN’S ULTIMATE GUIDE ON HOW TO PEE STANDING UP”:

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By: Dash

Dash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:01:47 +0000

I played golf with a girl one time who could pee standing up. Wildest thing I had ever seen. She could piss up a tree with the best of us.

By: Chickie

Chickie — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 13:46:25 +0000

I say just sit the hell down or take some TP and wipe the damn seat if you’re that damn worried about it. Better yet, wear a damn Depends when you’re out shopping with Buffy, Muffy, and Twinkie, and just keep your piss to yourself. ALL to yourself.

By: Eric

Eric — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:29:44 +0000

…. you aint right, man….. trust us all, you aint…

…. and besides, I saw me a woman Marine piss standing up while on patrol…… so ther should be now “squatting” bandied about here….

…. hell, we’re all mammals……. just use a little force adjustment, and we’re all cool….

By: dudley1

dudley1 — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:48:52 +0000

If you feminine squissers spent as much time learning how to use a toilet as bitching how we males use one …..the problem would be solved.

The comment about the hole in the floor in Japan is quite true for much of the Orient or Middle East. In China the toilet facilities on trains consisted of a slot down the middle of the floor in a Railroad car with a hand rail to hold onto while you relieved yourself onto the railroad tracks…..Oh! by the way these were unisex facilities & provided for some awkward moments for those of the fair sex equipped with girdles or garter belts & hose. Kinda livened up the event though for we male voyeurs.

By: Yabu

Yabu — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:11:52 +0000

I always piss in the sink…

Bwahahahah!!!

By: Laughing Wolf

Laughing Wolf — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:35:24 +0000

Actually, the floor toliets in Japan (you squat over them to do your business) were not what got me. What got me one night was the heated toilet seat on the “general” toilet in a ryokan one night. In the US, a heated seat means either someone with a fever just got off or… I was off that seat in a heartbeat. Living in the wilds of NW Indiana now, I am seriously considering trying to find one of those seats/toilets and installing it as it much prefered over the refrigerated seat one oft finds on a winter morn.

By: LeeAnn

LeeAnn — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:36:01 +0000

For the squissers in the crowd, might I suggest that you never visit Japan…..male urinals on the floor are your toilets!

By: Name Withheld To Protect The Innocent

Name Withheld To Protect The Innocent — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:44:36 +0000

Well, exsquisssssssss me, Jimbo. So I read it incorrectly – kill me. And yeah, just like you said, my toooshee ain’t going nowheres near the up-lidded porcelain piss portal.

And with that I say, Good Day!