April 24, 2007

I Got Zip.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:41 pm

Seeing as how I have absolutely nothing interesting or amusing to contribute, I thought I’d share something that was sent to me by my pal Shirley, from, as her husband Art would say, “The Great City of Fort Wayne, Indiana.”

Here goes:

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton”
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of “Hillary Rodham Clinton?”
6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
7. Feel better.

9 Comments »

  1. I think you underestimate the value of the material you posted. This is good therapy.

    I might have a list of people I want to do this to.

    Comment by Keith Myer — April 24, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

  2. What a great idea. I think I will try that. There are a lot of people you could do that to.

    Comment by Kevin — April 24, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

  3. For me, Hillary isn’t worth that many clicks. There are many other candidates, though. Thanks for the therapy.

    Comment by Shamrock — April 24, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

  4. At work, I actually do have all her BS media advisories sent directly to my trash bin, bypassing my inbox completely. It troooly is a fabulous feeling.

    Comment by Erica — April 24, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

  5. I like that idea, Jimbo! Makes me feel like I have some control again over this FEROOOKIN’ political process that has been shamelessly hijacked by the lunatic left…and that includes you, Billy Moyer, you fantastically leftist piece of thoroughly chunky poop! PBS, my ass. Did you all hear about that cranky lesbian who heads up PBS in D.C. Seems she won’t release a fact-based film about Muslims vs. militant Muslims. Won’t even release the film so that some other entity can distribute it. Damn bitch. Hugh Hewitt’s all over it. Got.to.get.off.planet.asap.

    Comment by Lee — April 24, 2007 @ 11:43 pm

  6. I have a superdooper shredder thingy on my PC. The icon shows it rippin’ the shit outta whatever files are put into the shredder. It’s kinda violent-like, but cool to watch. Sometimes I kinda wish a hippie-icon would walk up and stick a flower-icon into the toothy-end of it, just to see what happens. Icon-wise.

    Comment by dogette — April 25, 2007 @ 9:54 am

  7. Liberals have been doing that with George W. Bush for seven years.

    None of THEM feel any better!!

    HAHAHAHHA

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

    Comment by RightWingRocker — April 25, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

  8. And now, your moment of Zen:

    http://www.kgw.com/video/video-index.html?nvid=138572.

    Comment by Jack Bog — April 25, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

  9. Jack —

    Hillary as President? Huge snarling gator? Tough call, Cuz.

    Comment by Jim — April 25, 2007 @ 8:20 pm

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