April 26, 2007

Just one……

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:01 pm

This is just one of a gazillion reasons why I don’t watch American Idol.


  1. Meanwhile somewhere in Washington D.C….

    REVERAND AL- TEST! TEST! This is a test of the sum- bitchin Al Sharpton bullhorn system! YO! Rev Jessie! Can you hear me on dis muh-fu*ker!!!?

    REVERAND JESSIE- Loud and clear. What motivates you to utilize the bullhorn, Brother Al? I have not seen you so worked up since that AM Radio Talk Show Caucasion disrespected our Nubian Goddesses of College Basketball.

    REVERAND AL- Do da name Paula Abdul get’s yo attention?…Dat bitch be all ov’a TV on ‘merican Idol and shitz like dat!

    REVERAND JESSIE- Yes, I do remember that fine lady of song and dance.

    REVERAND AL- Fine lady of song and dance? I’m tawkin ’bout one fine booze-guzzlin Ho!

    REVERAND JESSIE- Er, yes Al…I know of the lady. But what’s the problem?

    REVERAND AL- Well ya see’s there’s this dude, prob-lee a white boy, who goes by an AKA of Jimbo at the muh-fu*kin blog “ParksWay Rest Area”, and da mudder fuggin cracker done “dissed” Paula Abdul!

    REVERAND JESSIE- How so, Al?

    REVERAND AL- By muh-fuggin tawkin sh*t, ’bout the hoe, in his muh-fu*kin blog! Check out the laptop connected to my bullhorn….

    REVERAND JESSIE- You’ve gone high-tech, Al!

    REVERAND AL- Fu*kin-A “J”! Wiff todays technological compu-fu*kintations and “D” cell battrees (plus some muh-fu*kin duck tape), I got’s it goin on!

    REVERAND JESSIE- Seems Paula had some problem with SouthWest Airlines….hmmm…? Could it be they are connected to the Arian Brotherhood…American Nazi Party… KKK….or even worse….

    REVERAND AL- Muh-Fu*ckin DENNY’S!!!

    REVERAND JESSIE- Great minds think alike, Al. Get on it!

    REVERAND AL- Like Chinese money on DiAnne Feinstein!

    Comment by JihadGene — April 27, 2007 @ 1:08 am

  2. Hmm. She’s too famous to wait in line, but not too rich for a discount fare on Southwest?

    Comment by marydell — April 27, 2007 @ 6:16 am

  3. just another nappy head ho.

    Comment by Catfish — April 27, 2007 @ 7:26 pm

  4. Paula Abdul was on a Southwest flight of mine when I was heading home to Indianapolis. She was in the Indy 500 Parade the next day. And I think she was flying on Southwest through Las Vegas when she caused a security breach by cutting in line.

    What’s up with her and Southwest Airlines? Jeez, woman. Fly an airline that has a First Class section, if you wanted to be treated like a celebrity.

    BTW, she is teeny tiny.

    Comment by Jerry — April 28, 2007 @ 12:34 am

  5. Awwwe c’mon she’s a cute ’80s icon. By the way, is she making gang signs with her hands in that picture?

    Comment by Mike — April 29, 2007 @ 11:46 pm

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