Shoe’s Most Excellent Gift.
I’ll bet Shoe thought I’d forgotten her gift to me. Well, I haven’t. It’s just that I’ve spent all this time since being in Kerrville at the blogmeet marveling at the sheer beauty of a unit such as this. Imagine the fun and unbridled joy of pressing on the elephant’s trunk and having a cigarette pop out of its ass. Pure smoking pleasure, I tell ya.
Admit it. You’re all jealous.
Well, admit it, Gott-dammit!
Mr. Surly immediately appreciated the beauty of this item and said that he knows someone (I know the guy too) who would take up smoking if he were to possess such a unit. I had no idea that Mr. Surly had such a keen, artistic eye.
I will always be very grateful to the alluring Ms. Shoe for presenting me with this valuable piece.
Calm down now and don’t even think about trying to buy mine. Your ownership of one of these is just a click away.
Smoke ’em up.
Of course Mr. Surly has a keen, artistic eye, as well as great farookin’ taste, particularly in women, more specifically, one woman…
; )
Love the cigarette dispenser!
Comment by Christina — May 15, 2007 @ 10:19 pm
Of course Mr. Surly has a keen, artistic eye, as well as great farookin’ taste, particularly in women, more specifically, one woman…
; )
Love the cigarette dispenser!
Comment by Christina — May 15, 2007 @ 10:19 pm
Well, hell. Looks like I’m stuttering tonight.
My apologies.
Comment by Christina — May 15, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
That’s GREAT! And I looked… they have a Donkey one too! Just in time for all that political crap coming our way.
Comment by Bou — May 15, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
ROFLMAO!!! Looks like Ms. Shoe found you the poifect gift. I love it!
Comment by Teresa — May 15, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
OK, fine. I’ll admit it. I’m jealous.
Comment by Erica — May 15, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
Jimbo,
Now I do own a Nun Bottle Opener. But this. Wow! I’m gonna have to take up smoking. Too cool.
Comment by Jerry — May 15, 2007 @ 11:51 pm
I’d look funny puffing on an elephant’s ass but it you insist…
Comment by Hammer — May 16, 2007 @ 12:08 am
I smoked an elephant’s ass once…BUT I DIDN’T INHALE!!!
Then I met Hillary. Who says marijuana doesn’t produce self-mutilating tendencies?
Whip it! Whip it good!
BC in NYC
Comment by Bill Clinton — May 16, 2007 @ 1:15 am
Hey Jimbo! Bet you can’t wait for Father’s Day! Huh?
What’s it gonna be….the “Chia Pet” or the “Clapper”?
Comment by JIhadGene — May 16, 2007 @ 1:21 am
DAMN! I been outdone. I didn’t figure anyone could top a gator unless they sprung for a chainsaw and the bloggers I know are too tight to do that..but this does do it…
Comment by GUYK — May 16, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
Damn, I shouldn’t have quit!
Comment by bogie — May 17, 2007 @ 11:49 am