December 27, 2007

Jimbo and the Christmas Tree.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:49 am

Tree: Yo.

Jimbo: What is it?

Tree: Waddya say ya turn my lights on?

Jimbo: I will, the next time I get up.

Tree: So, when do you plan on getting up again?

Jimbo: In a little while.

Tree: Sure. I get it. On Christmas Eve and Christmas day my lights were on all the time. Christmas is over, and now I’m chopped liver?

Jimbo: Dammit, can’t you see that I’m trying to read here?

Tree: DON’T TASE ME, BRO! DON’T TASE ME, BRO!

Jimbo: [Puts book down, gets up and turns on lights]. There! Are you happy now?

Tree: I really didn’t think you’d TASE me, Bro.

Jimbo: Oy!

10 Comments »

  1. So we’re talking to the TREE, now, are we? Mmmmkay.

    I like the way it said “yo.”

    Uhhh, we’re just keeping our tree ON from now until the day after NY. Now THAT’s laziness.

    Meanwhile, we are playing fun lazy-people games like “It’s YOUR turn to go empty the ROOMBA and re-start it.”

    Comment by dogette — December 27, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

  2. Looks like the Assrobians™ aren’t the only ones smoking Dogette’s Green Roses. Are you sure it’s not a Lava Lamp that you’re possibly mistaking for a Giant Talking Christmas Tree…with a Jersey accent? Another possibility: Could Junior have made some highly noxious pee-pees in the punchbowl?

    Comment by Erica — December 27, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

  3. So did the tree let you read in peace after this little interlude? I mean, if I do decide to get a tree next year – now I’m gonna worry that the thing will talk me to death… Scary thought. *grin*

    Comment by Teresa — December 27, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

  4. “DON’T TASE ME BRO!” BWAAAAHHH!!!

    Just so you know, there is some sody-pop and chips sprayed on the monitor now. Oh, and since I have a slightly runny nose, there’s a bit of snot on the keyboard too.

    Comment by Dave S. — December 27, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

  5. … I feel you, man…. I talk to my tree all the time… unfortunately, it just doesnt talk back…

    Comment by Eric — December 27, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

  6. “I talk to my tree all the time… unfortunately, it just doesnt talk back…”

    Mine does…. Bwahahahahahaha! Must be that damned Kahlua again. :-)

    Comment by Jerry — December 27, 2007 @ 8:34 pm

  7. Damn, Jerry. I drink Black Russians all the time and I have never once been spoken to by a tree, Christmas or otherwise. Must be that Hoosier-grown corn squeezins variety of Kahlua that you can only get special in Indiana.

    Comment by Erica — December 27, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

  8. You got the wrong Jerry. :-)

    Jimbo

    Comment by Jim — December 27, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

  9. DUDE I have a remote control for my tree! Whoopee! On.. Off… On… Off… On…

    Comment by Mike R. — December 28, 2007 @ 3:29 am

  10. Ummm… a timer works! ;-)

    Comment by Bou — December 28, 2007 @ 10:15 pm

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