Jimbo: What is it?
Tree: Waddya say ya turn my lights on?
Jimbo: I will, the next time I get up.
Tree: So, when do you plan on getting up again?
Jimbo: In a little while.
Tree: Sure. I get it. On Christmas Eve and Christmas day my lights were on all the time. Christmas is over, and now Iâ€™m chopped liver?
Jimbo: Dammit, canâ€™t you see that Iâ€™m trying to read here?
Tree: DONâ€™T TASE ME, BRO! DONâ€™T TASE ME, BRO!
Jimbo: [Puts book down, gets up and turns on lights]. There! Are you happy now?
Tree: I really didnâ€™t think youâ€™d TASE me, Bro.