Comments on: Jimbo and the Christmas Tree.

By: Bou

Bou — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:15:53 +0000

Ummm… a timer works!

By: Mike R.

Mike R. — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:29:12 +0000

DUDE I have a remote control for my tree! Whoopee! On.. Off… On… Off… On…

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:37:49 +0000

You got the wrong Jerry.

Jimbo

By: Erica

Erica — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:27:43 +0000

Damn, Jerry. I drink Black Russians all the time and I have never once been spoken to by a tree, Christmas or otherwise. Must be that Hoosier-grown corn squeezins variety of Kahlua that you can only get special in Indiana.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:34:59 +0000

“I talk to my tree all the time… unfortunately, it just doesnt talk back…”

Mine does…. Bwahahahahahaha! Must be that damned Kahlua again.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:08:56 +0000

… I feel you, man…. I talk to my tree all the time… unfortunately, it just doesnt talk back…

By: Dave S.

Dave S. — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:10:08 +0000

“DON’T TASE ME BRO!” BWAAAAHHH!!!

Just so you know, there is some sody-pop and chips sprayed on the monitor now. Oh, and since I have a slightly runny nose, there’s a bit of snot on the keyboard too.

By: Teresa

Teresa — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:40:01 +0000

So did the tree let you read in peace after this little interlude? I mean, if I do decide to get a tree next year - now I’m gonna worry that the thing will talk me to death… Scary thought. *grin*

By: Erica

Erica — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:37:07 +0000

Looks like the Assrobians™ aren’t the only ones smoking Dogette’s Green Roses. Are you sure it’s not a Lava Lamp that you’re possibly mistaking for a Giant Talking Christmas Tree…with a Jersey accent? Another possibility: Could Junior have made some highly noxious pee-pees in the punchbowl?

By: dogette

dogette — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:24:35 +0000

So we’re talking to the TREE, now, are we? Mmmmkay.

I like the way it said “yo.”

Uhhh, we’re just keeping our tree ON from now until the day after NY. Now THAT’s laziness.

Meanwhile, we are playing fun lazy-people games like “It’s YOUR turn to go empty the ROOMBA and re-start it.”