Comments on: To the Asshole on Route 22 This Morning ……

By: Erica

Erica — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:16:54 +0000

I tell you peeps, I know FER SURE it wasn’t a New York driver because, if it were, there would be traces of burnt rubber all over the road leading to New York as he broke every traffic law and speed limit known to man to get his ass out of the GAHden State, not to mention a slowly-moving BFBCC left completely nonplussed in a cloud of smoke.

The seasoned road warriors known as New York drivers hold this truth to be self-evident, that not all motorists are created equal.

By: Braden

Braden — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:53:25 +0000

It’s people like that who cause an accident, and then try to sue the other person for it.

I will never forget some idiot woman was behind me in front of the Fort Pitt Tunnels, when she suddenly smacked into my rear bumper. I stopped my car, opened up my door, and gave her an evil glare for a second or two. When we got to the open area in front of the tunnels, I pulled over, and got out of my car to inspect any damage acquired due to this woman’s stupidity. I found no damage (my car has 80,000 miles on it, what do I care anyway) at all, even the paint was untouched. By the time I was done inspecting my car, the woman pulled up behind me. Her bumper didn’t have the same luck mine did. As she was getting out of her car, I looked at her, and yelled out “learn to fuckin’ drive you moron!” and then got back into my car and drove away. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw her standing there looking dumb, as I pulled away.

Haha!

By: joated

joated — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:11:35 +0000

Hate those SOBs. They’re the ones that would cause the accident (someone plowing into your rearend, for instance) and continue to drive off completely oblivious to what happened behind them.

By: Suzette

Suzette — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:39:39 +0000

I suspect that it might have been the governor, over-reacting to that 92 mph crash he had.

By: Bou

Bou — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:16:24 +0000

I’m agreeing with Joan. Florida Driver.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:08:11 +0000

… so, you had to hit your brakes?…

By: dogette

dogette — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:50:44 +0000

Oh GAAAWD, I believe I do know what you mean. Those assholes who turn reeeeeeeeeeally slooooowly, like they’re afraid they’re going to tip over. I’ve actually said that aloud to them when they do that in front of me. I know they can’t hear me, but I like to sneer in over-the-top sarcasm-hysterics, “Careful!!! Don’t friggin’ TIP OVER in the turn there!!!! God’s SAKE!!! Slow DOWN!!! YOU MANIAC!!!!” and I kinda grip my steering wheel so my knuckles go all white and — oh nevermind. I hate driving.

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:20:23 +0000

For real. I have no problem with someone cutting in front in moving traffic, but fer cripes n’ all, FIND the F’ins Acclerator. NOW!!

Prolly some damn tourist. From Florida.

Payback is hell!

By: LeeAnn

LeeAnn — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:01:39 +0000

More like a Chinese driver from California.

By: Teresa

Teresa — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:58:50 +0000

It was a driver from Massachusetts. I know it.