March 28, 2008

Things I Would Pay to See.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:38 pm

In no particular order, they are as follows:

Algore debate someone who actually knows something about climate change.

Harry Reid in cuffs doing the perp walk.

Edward R. Murrow rise from the dead just long enough to publicly call Keith Olbermann an asshole.

All of John Kerry’s military records.

Katie Couric make an on-air admission that she’s in way over her head and that she’s leaving broadcasting to open a cheerleading camp.

Dennis Miller slap the shit out of Bill Maher.

OJ spend the rest of his life in the slammer.

Bruce Springsteen leave New Jersey and move to Berkeley where he belongs.

Jim McGreevey and Jon Corzine caught on tape foot tapping in adjacent stalls in a Newark Airport men’s room.

Hillary and Nancy Pelosi in a hair pulling, eye scratching, screeching fist fight.


  1. “Hillary and Nancy Pelosi in a hair pulling, eye scratching, screeching fist fight.”

    You might get to see this one real soon now.

    Comment by Gerald — March 28, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

  2. holy crap Jim, that’s a great list. Let me know where to send the check

    Comment by Mike R. — March 28, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

  3. I would provide the snacks for these events. Lotsa snacks.

    Comment by Kim — March 28, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

  4. Ditto.

    Comment by Lee — March 29, 2008 @ 1:04 am

  5. Yeah, and how about Hillary and Nancy trying to run a business the same way they run government?

    Comment by GUYK — March 29, 2008 @ 9:08 am

  6. GUYK,

    Chapter 11 City, for sure.


    Comment by Jim — March 29, 2008 @ 10:32 am

  7. * George W. Bush beat James Wolcott into a bloody pulp

    * All of John Murtha’s business dealings investigated in detail by a team of JAG attorneys and former Marines

    Comment by Doug — March 30, 2008 @ 11:20 am

  8. “Hillary and Nancy Pelosi in a hair pulling, eye scratching, screeching fist fight.”

    Cement wrestling?

    Comment by Cappy — March 30, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

  9. Man, the Dennis Miller smackup and the Katie Couric admission would both just make my day!

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — March 31, 2008 @ 6:42 am

  10. How about watching the Rev. Jeremiah Wright living in a mud hut in the Sudan, running from armed Muslims? Bet he’d be wishing for a little piece of AmeriKKKa.

    Comment by El Capitan — March 31, 2008 @ 11:37 am

  11. I don’t want to actually SEE Couric do or say anything. I just want her gone.

    And “absolutely” on the entire list.

    Comment by Da Goddess — March 31, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

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