April 29, 2008

Clinton Drops Out. Endorses McCain.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:40 pm

Fort Wayne, Indiana. Senator Clinton stunned her supporters at a campaign rally today when she announced her withdrawal from the Democrat Primary and her endorsement of John McCain for President and her intention to actively campaign for the Senator from Arizona.

Senator Clinton explained to a virtually silent crowd, “I’m sick and tired of hearing those say that by staying in this primary race I am somehow damaging the Democratic Party. I have given this considerable thought, and I have concluded that if the party is hell bent on nominating a no-experience, platitude blathering pal of domestic terrorists, a racist minister and common criminals, go for it. I will team up with Senator McCain to crush Senator Obama and the Democratic Party in November.”

A spokesperson for the McCain Campaign stated, “Senator McCain is extremely happy with Senator Clinton’s endorsement. Senator McCain and Senator Clinton share the same views on many of the issues that are important to the American people.”

When asked if Senator McCain would consider Senator Clinton to be his running mate, McCain’s spokesperson responded, “Senators McCain and Clinton have what they have described as ‘friendly and productive discussions’ about the possibility of being running mates. Let me just say that a McCain – Clinton ticket is a real possibility.”

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14 Comments »

  1. I was gonna say… April Fools day was some time ago…

    Comment by DMerriman — April 29, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

  2. You sick bastard!!! ha ha ha ha

    my favorite line: “I will team up with Senator McCain to crush Senator Obama and the Democratic Party in November.”

    and scariest line: “Senator McCain and Senator Clinton share the same views on many of the issues that are important to the American people.”

    a masterpiece, sir!

    Comment by Mike R. — April 29, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

  3. lol Well done! You made me do a double take.

    Actually the first part would be funny as hell then I’d have to run for the hills ;)

    Comment by hammer — April 29, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

  4. It’s all in the details… ROFLMAO!!!

    Comment by Teresa — April 29, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

  5. Please, for the love of God…keep her away from McCain, even in jest! Hildebeast is the kiss of flaming death.

    Geez, there’s really no telling what evils you’re capable of.

    Comment by Erica — April 29, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

  6. I would rather bend over and take it deep from Hollywood and San Francisco than vote for John McLAME!!! Ooops, sorry…too late, all you “Larry Craig Toe-Tapper’s”…
    as I have been a registered Republican in California for many years now!

    Comment by JihadGene — April 29, 2008 @ 11:57 pm

  7. Why are you guys all scared of Obama? He’s going to do a fine job in the White House.

    Comment by Cousin Jack — April 30, 2008 @ 12:40 am

  8. Cuz,

    The thought of Obama in the White House does scare me, but I suppose it could be worse. Cesear Chavez or Vladimir Putin in the White House would scare me more. But, just a little.

    Cousin Jim

    Comment by Jim — April 30, 2008 @ 7:27 am

  9. If you’re not scared of the possibility of Obama in the Whitehouse, you haven’t been paying attention. What scares me the most is the apparent number of people who think the guy is the messiah. I’m not a McCain fan, but let’s hope the America voters can muster a little sense come November. Great post, as usual!

    Comment by Dash — April 30, 2008 @ 9:51 am

  10. Too close to the truth for comfort.

    I’ve often wondered if John McCain and Hitlery Clinton were the same person.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

    Comment by RightWingRocker — April 30, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

  11. I’m not a McCain fan, but let’s hope the America voters can muster a little sense come November.

    American voters with any sense at all will be voting write-in.

    The three Democrats running are all useless idiots.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

    Comment by RightWingRocker — April 30, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

  12. In the immortal words of Judy Tenuta, “Hey! It could happen.” JG

    Comment by JihadGene — April 30, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

  13. Come on TRUE Americans, black/white/whatever color. Hillary & Obama are making fools out of their believers. She’s a liar, cheat . . . And, Obama – he’s not even worth considering. He’s not black or white and he’s certainly not Christian. He can’t even be truthful about his beliefs and all the bad things he’s said about white Americans. His wife needs to be set straight too. At least McCain cares about our country, all Americans – black/white & any other color. He also put his life on the line for America so he deserves a chance to run it!!!!

    Comment by VoteTrueAmericanMcCain — May 1, 2008 @ 8:56 pm

  14. Please, please, please, please, please, pllllleeeeezzzzeeeee!

    Comment by Lee — May 3, 2008 @ 3:29 am

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