Comments on: “Going to the Bathroom.”

By: That Dude

That Dude — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:42:06 +0000

Not much makes me laugh, but this shit just cracked me up.

By: Elisson

Elisson — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:34:18 +0000

This post was so funny, it made me go to the bathroom.

In my pants.

Then I went to the laundry room…to clean the shit outta my pants. ‘Cause I didn’t make it to the bathroom before I went to the bathroom.

By: DMerriman

DMerriman — Sat, 03 May 2008 22:29:56 +0000

And now you’ve got ME going too…

“vacuum cleaner” - by definition, a vacuum can’t be ‘dirty’; the device is an Air Pressure Soil Collection Unit.

“drive-through window” - I’ve never seen one that was meant to be driven through; when it DOES happen, the owner(s) generally get a little testy.

“Freeway” - then how come we gotta pay taxes for them?

“rush hour” - (courtesy of a Mork and Mindy episode) why do they call it ‘rush hour’ when everything moves so slowly?

George Carlin does a great routine on the matter of ‘taking a shit’ (”Don’t take one of mine - I’ve only got two left, and the weekend is coming up.”)

By: Teresa

Teresa — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:26:30 +0000

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is all…

By: dogette

dogette — Sat, 03 May 2008 13:02:33 +0000

Doctor: Are you writing about going to the bathroom on your blog?

Patient Jimbo: My inner life is a rich and complex tapestry of ideas.

By: Mike R.

Mike R. — Sat, 03 May 2008 03:30:17 +0000

Driving on the Parkway… Parking on the Driveway… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

By: T1G

T1G — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:34:24 +0000

Passing gas? Breaking wind? Blowing chow? Thanks, Jimbo… now you’ve got me started.

By: T1G

T1G — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:28:57 +0000

“Have you had a hard time making stool?”

“Well, yeah… I’m no wood worker. What’s that got to do with a possible hemorrhoid?”

By: Joan of Argghh

Joan of Argghh — Sat, 03 May 2008 01:03:49 +0000

About as stupid sounding as “making love.”

Oh really?

Actually, everyone thinks they’ve invented it for the first time.

Geeze, Jimbo. I worry about you.

By: DMerriman

DMerriman — Sat, 03 May 2008 00:33:55 +0000

Jimbo, I’d like to experience how your mind works for about 5 minutes — if I thought I could recover from it!