Comments on: The Platonic Form of Cognitive Dissonance.

By: Maeve

Maeve — Thu, 15 May 2008 05:20:22 +0000

See, that is why I love Erica.
She gives gifts that are thoughtful and considerate.
She picks them out with love and care.
And with just a wee bit o’ sadism.

By: Erica

Erica — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:26:55 +0000

Oh, good Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd, Hairboy…WTF? You suddenly had an attack of conscience? Newsflash, dooshbag: You call me a dooshbag all the time. Now, if you were to call me a d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g…well, dems fightin’ woids.

(Rhetorical question to self: Why do I feel like this is funny at this moment and yet, later tonight, I will end up emailing you to make sure you interpret that comment in the humorous context in which it is intended? Oh, I dunno. Probably because I’m a dooshbag.)

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 14 May 2008 23:21:09 +0000

I admit it. I had referred to the Wiseass Jooette as a dooshbag in my original post, but upon a more sober reading, I realized that it could be interpreted as being mean-spirited, which I most certainly am not. In fact, I am a gottdamned prince. NOTE: The foregoing was not intended to imply that the aforesaid Jooette is not a dooshbag, but rather to demonstrate that I am a gottdamned prince.

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:47:30 +0000

::waves to dogette, but in a totally non-geek way; in fact, with quite the dignified single-wave, accompanied by a short glance and then a look-down-away::

Meanwhile, my camera crapped out on me while trying to take a picture of the Gigglin’ Gator Pub. But I will, cuz it’s all sorts of relevant and shit.

By: dogette

dogette — Wed, 14 May 2008 12:15:39 +0000

That is a thing of great beeeyooooty.

By: Erica

Erica — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:43:49 +0000

Oh, you.

Don’t think I didn’t see that you called me a dooshbag and then blipped it out. Only a much bigger dooshbag would do that. A dooshbag with wonderfully luxurious hair, and a fine singing voice…but a dooshbag, nonetheless.

(A bag of assholes??? Where do you come up with this craziness?)

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Wed, 14 May 2008 10:09:03 +0000

Oh, this gives me an idea! brb…

*runs away to play*

Oh wait. I have to go to work. Damn.

By: Teresa

Teresa — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:47:51 +0000

So Jimbo…just remember if you are attacked by one of those things, give it a bottle of chocolate vodka and it will leave you alone. *grin*

By: JihadGene

JihadGene — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:35:14 +0000

Deer Jimblow-

Looks like a typical Souf Korean shoes-shine owl-ra-gator to me! Pay one dollah (US) for shoe shine, then once you place foot in mouse (mouth) of gator for a shine, that sunny-beach demands wallet of shoe-shinee or else him chomps off shoe….feets too! Mudder-pucker gators! Mudderless Jooo-Dooosh who’s did that to you! No lee-spect! So now that we friends… can you preeze send left-overs chocolate wodka to Great Reader? I’m locateds just Norf of the 38th Parallel’s DEGATORED MILITARIZED ZONE.

You Bestest Friend Ever!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
Kaesong, DPRK 90210-U812

PMS- Gator saliva is OK wiff me. Good for hemorrhoid’s!!!