Comments on: Getting Ready.

By: GUYK

GUYK — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:53:23 +0000

You might think about learning to use a chain saw while you are down here..I have it on good authority that in a fight with an alligator a chain saw prevails nine times out of ten..but of course the exception was some guy from New York who tried using an electric chain saw where there was no electricity..

By: Erica

Erica — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:50:46 +0000

Just make sure you lock all doors behind you, since those things have a way of wiggling their lumpy asses into people’s kitchens. And youse bettah not forget to say goodbye to your friends before you leave, either.

By: Bou

Bou — Thu, 15 May 2008 02:16:58 +0000

Oh that’s just 30 minutes from my home!!! I still got this one beat though. They captured and killed a 12 footer in my neighborhood in January… had been trying to get it for 2 years. I read a breakdown a couple weeks ago about who gets what of the gator that are killed… who gets the meat, belts, shoes and… the claws are made into backscratchers. Heh.

By: DMerriman

DMerriman — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:38:02 +0000

Jimbo, it worked once - no reason not to think it won’t work again, right?

By: Teresa

Teresa — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:25:01 +0000

Dude… Chocolate Vodka! I’m tellin’ ya - don’t leave home without it. You see a Croc - just open the bottle and toss in his direction… no problem.