Comments on: Jersey Crap.

By: Maeve

Maeve — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:16:29 +0000

I’m with the others on a teeny tiny living space for that dooshbag. What a horrible way for that lovely snake to live in.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:06:25 +0000

Tbird,

I think you’re on to something.

Jimbo

By: Tbird

Tbird — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:40:07 +0000

“Career in law enforcement”
I spent over two decades as a volunteer firefighter. I recall one training class many years ago when the instructor let the class stray from the subject matter to firefighter’s fascination with fire. He then posed a question to the class..”What’s the difference between a firefighter and an arsonist?” After a moment he raise his hand by way of illustration with his thumb and forefinger about 1/8 inch apart and said..”About this much.” Everyone in the class knew what he meant and I sometimes think the same thing holds true regarding cops and criminals.

By: Da Goddess

Da Goddess — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:58:19 +0000

I’m with Teresa on the 3×3 closet for the dumbass tenant. People don’t think.

Yeesh.

By: Linda

Linda — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:15:21 +0000

Troy Hills Village Apts. are right down the road from where I work. I believe its full of Village Idiots.

By: Teresa

Teresa — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:09:08 +0000

You mean to tell me the other cops knew it was illegal to sell those drugs? Kewl! I wouldn’t have given them credit for that much brain power.

As for the dooshbag with the reptiles… I wonder what he’d say if the cops stuck him in a 3X3 closet with air holes and told him they’d be back to feed him occasionally… the wanker.

By: Erica

Erica — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:07:17 +0000

Major duh moment, and apologies for hogging the comments, but I had read what you wrote incorrectly: I thought you wrote give the reptiles a one-way ticket to Brooklyn. Which wouldn’t be so terrible.

As you can see from my previous comment, we’re already stocked to the rafters in dooshbags as it is. Tanks, but no tanks. He’s all yours.

By: Erica

Erica — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:31:13 +0000

Uh, Hairboy….hate to burst your bubble, bubele (alliteration - sweet!), but I am a fan of reptiles…seriously…I love them. Neeners. You’re afraid and I’m not!

Which reminds me, short story: This past Thursday, I had occasion to pet a really long, thick, fat snake in Coney Island (a guy was standing on the avenue advertising that you can have your photo taken with the thing for $5).

We asked him, what do you feed the snake? And you know what the buttmunch said? Mices. He said he feeds it “mices.” Well, I tried to set his sorry ass straight. “You mean, you feed it mice.” “No,” he said, “because I feed it more than one…I feed it many mices.”

“Dude,” I said, “one mouse, many mice…you either feed it a single mouse, or you feed it mice.” He just didn’t get it. A freakin’ dooshbag.