Comments on: The Oven Cleans Itself. Who Knew?

By: Mesothelioma-Asbestos-Cure

Mesothelioma-Asbestos-Cure — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:18:43 +0000

I got a terrible headache when I used the self-cleaning option on my brand new oven…the smell was so intense that I had to open all the windows and got all the fans inside the house on as well.

By: GUYK

GUYK — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:10:36 +0000

I kept looking through that glass on the oven door..I wanted to see what that arm looked like that was using the scrub brush…

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:08:32 +0000

… you are a brave man, sir…. I have wondered at that button many times, but never had the courage to push it….. bravo, Pathfinder….

By: Jerry in Indiana

Jerry in Indiana — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:46:37 +0000

Some friends of mine tried the self-cleaning feature. I don’t think the house had working smoke alarms, because it was full of smoke in minutes.

By: Bou

Bou — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:27:53 +0000

I’m laughing at Carl’s comment. It just struck me funny… wanting to look into a kiln. Holy crap.

I only self clean my oven when my Mom is here. I get too freaked that my whole kitchen will spontaneously combust.

Yes, at 43, I still need my Mom.

By: Richard

Richard — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:52:05 +0000

Hey Joan, I have a Roomba. It kicks ass!

By: Jean

Jean — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:54:52 +0000

self-cleaning asses?… wouldn’t that require a third hand-type appendage growing in a very close proximity to the ass? Which would then require re-designing ass-covering apparel.
Yikes.

By: JihadGene

JihadGene — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:47:47 +0000

Jimbo-
You forgot about self-serving asses….DEMOCRATS.

By: Jim - PRS

Jim - PRS — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:05:53 +0000

Capt. Art,

That came up in discussion as I was given the task of pushing the “CLEAN” button.

Jimbo

By: joated

joated — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:45:07 +0000

“Don’t ask me how I got from cleaning an oven to self-wiping asses”

I figure it was probably chocolate vodka or something similar.