Comments on: Roger Ebert – Douchebag.

By: Braden

Braden — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:20:24 +0000

I can’t stand those “Hollywood-Know-It-Alls.” None of them know anything, take that Goldberg freak for instance.

I’m just sayin’

By: Teresa

Teresa — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:31:05 +0000

In the world of Hollywood, once you become “a star”, you automatically know everything about everything.

I’m still wondering about the original story of the dude who thwacked Ebert. As I was reading it, I wondered… how much are they leaving out? What was Ebert doing before the thwack? I’m almost 100% positive the guy didn’t get up and start wailing away because he was “tapped” on the shoulder.

However, we won’t ever know the real story so I will continue to the logical conclusion… Ebert was acting like the total smarmy asshole he is and this guy just couldn’t take it anymore. Heh. Good for him!

By: dogette

dogette — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:21:59 +0000

E — He definitely qualifies as a gasbag. In fact, he may be the prototype for all gasbags that have come after him.

What in HELL is Ebert writing columns about Palin for anyway? Isn’t he a film reviewer? I’m confused. Gasbags confuse me.

By: JihadGene

JihadGene — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:59:43 +0000

Time: 0001 Zulu

Date: Cinco de Mayo

Location: PyongYang Norf Korean Convalescent Hospital and Uranium Enrichment Plant #3

To: JimBlow at Parkweigh Restaurant

From: Great Reader KIM Jong ILL

Question: Is movie guy talking about the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea or something else?

* Please reply ASLAP as I don’t want to miss my blingo (bingo) game after lunch.

By: Mike R.

Mike R. — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:41:43 +0000

Alec, Sean, Bon… all those people remind me of the slimy shits you get after drinking massive quantities of beer until and then eating a dozen White Castle burgers (MMMmmm).

By: Erica

Erica — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:21:53 +0000

Yo, people actually lend this washed up douchebag credibility and listen to a word he has to say? I believe he is what Dogette might call “a gasbag.”

I think one of the scary problems our nation faces is that they listen to the political advice of: Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, Bon Jovi, Susan Sarandon, Matt Damon, Oprah (F**k you, Oprah!) Winfrey, and Roger Ebert, some slovenly, drooling puke who watches movies for a living…and that’s how they decide who they will be voting for.

So, all the shit educators supposedly teach kids in school, about the history of our country, the Constitution, how men died so we could have freedom from the British, and the right to vote and hold elections, and why the election process is so exciting, and keeps history alive…who needs it?

Just listen to the informed opinions of some liberal conehead in a sweater vest and tweed jacked with elbow pads who makes a gazillion $$ for saying whether or not he liked a movie or not. Sigh.

I give that bullshit two unenthusiastic thumbs down.

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:01:48 +0000

Hey, I figure I can ask you… would you rather vote the Lawyer ticket, or the Warrior/Businessperson ticket?

Would it depend on the lawyer? Cuz I’d vote for you, Jimbo, without reservation.

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By: Jerry K

Jerry K — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:57:37 +0000

The only consolation is that the SOB will be meeting his former partner in the near future. Sorry, I feel nothing for the assclown.