November 29, 2008

Brain Flatulence.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:57 am

1. On Thanksgiving evening it occurred to me that one way to significantly reduce one particular greenhouse gas would be to ban the sale of turnips. Someone call Al Gore.

2. Wouldn’t be an absolute riot if, after all the hoopla and drama surrounding Obama’s choice of Hillary as Secretary of State, he finally made the long-awaited public announcement, and she responded with a shireking, “Me? Work for you? Are you out of your goddamned mind?”

3. I missed Rosie O’Donnell’s variety show and Barbara Walters interview of Barack and Michelle Obama on Wednesday. I also wasn’t hit in the head with a bag of snot or buried alive on Wednesday. Definitely my lucky day.

4. Have you ordered yours yet? I’m partial to to the ten-inch gold and maroon (yes, “maroon” unit). I also could help but notice the last six letters of the the item number.

5. Wouldn’t it be cool to watch Tom Brokaw try to say “parallelogram” three times, real fast? It would be wise to have an EMT standing by to extricate his swalllllllowed tongue before he turned blue.


  1. #4 is sweet! I’m going to get one to hang next to my black velvet Hitler painting in the outhouse.

    Comment by gregor — November 29, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  2. re: #4- rather pricey for target practice, I do think, this being the only good use for such.
    Or as Triumph the Comic Dog would say “For me to POOP on!”

    Comment by LeeAnn — November 29, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

  3. C’mon Lee Ann…the 8″ plates are only $5.99 each in quantity. You’re gonna need a lot of target practice to relieve the stress of the next four years.

    Comment by Mike Anderson — November 29, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

  4. plates are nice but nothing big enough for a man sized slice of watermelon………

    Comment by Brian "Proud Air Force Veteran" — November 29, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

  5. Speaking of the Goracle – Al Gore has never been to Wisconsin in February. Seriously – no global warming here…

    Comment by Richmond — November 30, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

  6. Was that the best picture they could find of him?

    Caption contest, anyone?

    “Uh.. Uhh…. uhm…”

    Comment by Mike R. — December 1, 2008 @ 12:16 am

  7. Does the #4 come in a douche bag?

    Comment by JihadGene — December 1, 2008 @ 1:19 am

  8. Collect the whole set. “Discount mugs.” HEH. Those are the kinds of mugs I have in the closet with pennies in them. I’m going to need those pennies to pay taxes soon.

    Comment by dogette — December 1, 2008 @ 9:47 am

  9. Remember Brokaw during the Tanya Harding fiasco(s)? The man nearly convulsed everytime he had to say “Galooley” (?). F*#king hilarious.

    Comment by Dan O — December 1, 2008 @ 11:22 am

  10. Regarding item #1: methinks you are confusing greenhouse gases with outhouse gases.

    Comment by I Can't Believe It's Not Al Gore — December 3, 2008 @ 3:07 am

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