I never heard of a Long Island Pretzel Dog but, it’s funny you mention because the other day I recall being horrified while looking at the window of a convenient store near me (right next to the train station) advertising a new Kraft product called “Bagel-fuls“.

Friend, in a city that takes its bagels very seriously, this hybrid bagel + hot pocket is a major abomination. I understand that there are people “on the go” around here, but how much time does it take to schmear a little cream cheese on a toasted bagel?

Probably the same amount of time it takes to microwave a Bagel-ful. And just so we don’t stray completely off topic, I will say that a Bagel-ful probably tastes like the Kinoki foot wrap when removed from the foot of a New Jersey resident.

I think I covered all my bases here.

I also recommend some manly food like beer and ribs or a giant steak, just to restore your inner man-balance. A cigar would not hurt the cause, either.

Have you ever seen or heard of a Long Island Pretzel dog? Aunt Annie’s here in Bangkok is selling them. I thought of you when I saw the sign.

Dooshbag.

Jimbo

Duh.