Comments on: Ladies and Gentlemen …

By: joseph

joseph — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:26:39 +0000

Congrats on the pros-it was my dream but I am short and slow. However, they do NOT play outdoors. At least the future president did not have on calf length shorts like many pros wear.

By: Princess Natasha

Princess Natasha — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:18:21 +0000

To think…. This pathetic douchebag is going to be my Commander in Chief… Oh, the humanity!

By: gregor

gregor — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:27:18 +0000

Joseph,
two of my adopted kids are pro basketball players and I don’t recall a hat/cap/do-rag being part of the uniform…
Obama already got his break. Time to pay it forward.

By: Robbie K.

Robbie K. — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:31:40 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen…The President of the United States

Obama comes up to the mike….

Obama – Check, baby.. check, baby 1..2..3 yo, yo, yo it is Grandmaster President B to the H to the O in the White Hizzles.
It is time to bust fresh my nizzles with some Presidential shiznit.
Those triflin’ ass Republicans thought they could bite my rhymes but I ended up going all biblical on that ass.
When my peeps say “Yes We Can”…I say…”Fo Shizzle”!!
When my peeps ask me how I will run my Administration…I say by keeping my pimp hand strong!!
When my peeps ask me about the Stimulus package and how it will be funded……I say by a nice badonkadonk….Ain’t nothing more stimulusizing than seeing that badonkadonk.
When my peeps ask me about the Middle East Peace plan and how I plan to achieve it…..I say “Bubonic Chronic”. You smoke the Bubonic Chronic and all sorts shit be going down and folks getting all righteous after that.

Ok, folks I gotta get crackalackin’….I’ll holla at you later…peace out.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:36:42 +0000

Give the guy a break. When playing basketball you cannot play with the hat on properly. If he wants a sun shield while playing, he must turn it around.

By: Richmond

Richmond — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:13:28 +0000

Good grief indeed…

By: gregor

gregor — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:40:25 +0000

Obama is exactly what America needs, right here and right now. This is the “just how low can you go” point in our history of as a nation. If this assclown doesn’t wake up Americans to just how bad it’s gotten ’round these parts, nothing will. It’s not going to be pretty and it’s not going to be clean, but when the dust settles, America, run by Americans, will be back. I just hope we have bootstraps to pull ourselves up by when he’s done and gone. Oh, Cousin Jack, when (and I mean when, not if) King Uppity gets that sort of news delivered to him, I do believe the reaction will look more like this…

By: Cousin Jack

Cousin Jack — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:08:59 +0000

As long as he never looks like this...

By: DMerriman

DMerriman — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:39:46 +0000

Just another reminder of Why We Are So Scrood.

By: n5

n5 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:36:30 +0000

Dumb knee grow