January 31, 2009

Blago’s Plans.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 12:34 am

Now that he’s been booted from office, former Governor Rod Blagojevich reportedly plans to spend his new-found free time searching for the real killer of Nicole Simpson and his elusive upper lip.


  1. Heh. Maybe he should also look for his integrity and honesty… Oh wait – he doesn’t have any. Nevermind…

    Comment by Richmond — January 31, 2009 @ 12:43 am

  2. He’d be a shoo-in for statewide public office in NJ.

    Comment by Ernie Nilsen — January 31, 2009 @ 1:00 am

  3. Yeah but look at that hair…..that hair is the stuff of network anchor wet dreams.
    He is going to become a “Special Correspondent” for CNN in dealing with governmental abuses and misgivings. Everytime some pol screws the pooch, they are going to march out Blago to comment and bloviate upon the subject.

    Comment by Robbie K. — January 31, 2009 @ 9:27 am

  4. Bwaah!

    My first thought on seeing that pic was, “everyone talks about his hair because it’s too painful to talk about his dentist.”

    What a phony set of caps on that overbite.

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — January 31, 2009 @ 10:17 am

  5. I figure the Emperor will direct the Justice dept to back off and then in a couple of years use the Clinton solution to eliminate the problem

    Comment by GUYK — January 31, 2009 @ 12:06 pm

  6. With that hair and his natural ability to talk sh*t, I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t “find Jesus” and become a televangelist.

    Comment by Mike Anderson — February 1, 2009 @ 5:32 am

  7. The guy just oozes sleaze from every pore, doesn’t he? The perfect politician.

    Comment by dogette — February 1, 2009 @ 7:50 am

  8. True story: I live in a small town in southern California, and yesterday they had the dedication of the new seniors’ center. Rick Warren attended. Outside the event sat a long stretch limo. I do. not. know. for a fact that the limo was for him, but I asked around, and no one knew of anyone else there it might have been for, this is not a limo sort of town, except at prom time. You can fund a lot of poverty for what it costs to rent a limo in SoCal. (p.s., has RW always been that short? 5ft even, I’d estimate).

    Comment by Delta Sierra — February 1, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

  9. Now that Illinois is finally rid of that scum, you in the other 49 states are welcome to him, hair almost as good as yours and all.

    Comment by Omnibus Driver — February 2, 2009 @ 9:11 pm

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