Comments on: Oscar Night!!!

By: Bane

Bane — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 07:11:19 +0000

I haven’t seen that much stilted animatronic movement since I trundled through Disney’s ‘Small World’ ride on acid back in the 70’s…

‘The Stepford Stars’ came to mind…

Idiotic Statement = Quaalude-impaired, vapid clapping…and we fear these people why?

By: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop

Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 01:38:37 +0000

TD,

Thanks.

I hope that those in the “Abused Community” are properly appreciative of Mr. Robbins’ concern. Whatever would civilized society do without him?

In addition, I’ll sleep much better knowing that Robin is still a liberal. I awoke the other night in a sweat worried that he would change his stripes and his suspenders (”nanu nanu”), but I’m glad it to see that it was only a dream.

May I safely assume that Sean Penn did not WOW the crowd by announcing his enlistment into the Marine Corps? I figure you would have mentioned that had it happened.

Excellent reportage, TD.

By: topdawg

topdawg — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 20:54:18 +0000

Since you missed it (I watched 2 hours), Tim Robbins announced that people who’ve been abused should seek help (no one cares more than he!), and Robin Williams is still a liberal. Now you’re up to date. Oh, and it was in high definition, so you could reeeeaaly see the plastic surgery.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 08:26:19 +0000

Yo Jim,

No Oscars for me either. It was three episodes of Law and Order on NBC. After that I checked my e-mail, for some reason got nostalgic and ordered two Van Morrison CDs from Amazon. Three weeks from today we take our first Celebrity cruise.

Brian

“Proud to be a Veteran”

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 04:36:40 +0000

And the envelope full of anthrax goes to…