I can’t help myself. Here are a couple gems that caught my attention:
“I gets drunk and, on occasion, shits myself.”
One of E.B. Farnum’s employees explaining himself. (Of course, the character is Irish.)
“This several hands thing don’t f***ing help me.”
Al Swerengen telling the legislator to come to the point and avoid saying, “On one hand…. and on the other hand….”
“Desist from any crazy odor references!”
Calamity Jane telling the preacher, who, as a result of brain damage believes he smells like death, to avoid making any comments about the way she might smell.